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Yes, you would do it.
2 2%
No, you would not do it.
79 98%
Voters: 81.
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#1
Okay, I have a strange question for The Pit.

Let's say you go back in time to a random destination, and you end up in what is apperently a highschool. So you run to the bathroom only to find out you look exactly like you did when you were 16 (unless you are 16 now, or younger, in which case you are still/ now16). So after leaving the bathroom, you go and find your mom when she was 16, and after talking to her for a little, she gives you her number. For shits and giggles, you call, and she is very, very willing to have some dirty sex in the back of her car. In any position(s).

Would you do it? If not what would you say?

Also, you are forced to stay in this time period for one full week, starting from the second you got there.
#3
No. I don't like girls. Especially not my mom. I'd try to kill her if it weren't for the crazy effects it would have.
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#6
Uh... nah, at sixteen my mom probably sucks more than she does now
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#9
I would just like break into banks and steal ****... how could they follow me to the future?
#10
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#11
Hit it and quit it

Not really though, I don't want to potentially be my own father. I'd be a bad child, cause eventually I'd run away and bang my mom and become my dad and have a kid who is me and then I'd grow up and run away again and bang my mom and have a kid who is me...

And it'd be gross to do my mom.
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#14
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I was about to go look for that picture.

On a side note, no. Even if I was a dude.

That's sick, man.
#17
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Knowing she's my mum?

NO.



So you would do it if you didn't know?
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#18
I just realized, if you become your own father, it will mean your mother would never meet your current father which means, you dont exist. If you dont exist you wouldn't go back in time. Which means you would exist because your mother would meet your father that is not you, which means you did go back in time, which means....... I just mindfooked myself.
#19
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Exactly what I thought - and hell no, it's your mum! I wouldn't even contemplate it!
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#20
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I just realized, if you become your own father, it will mean your mother would never meet your current father which means, you dont exist. If you dont exist you wouldn't go back in time. Which means you would exist because your mother would meet your father that is not you, which means you did go back in time, which means....... I just mindfooked myself.


all that divided by zero.....
#22
"I just mindfooked myself."


Mindfapped
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#23
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Yes because it'd just be a girl.


So you would fuck your mom?
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#24
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I just realized, if you become your own father, it will mean your mother would never meet your current father which means, you dont exist. If you dont exist you wouldn't go back in time. Which means you would exist because your mother would meet your father that is not you, which means you did go back in time, which means....... I just mindfooked myself.

Lies, it just means you have to stay around and raise yourself. You just go missing at the point at which you go back in time. Naturally, your dad-self is still there, but your kid-self vanishes. Good luck explaining it to the cops; I bet your dad-self goes to jail.

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#27

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#28
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I would just like break into banks and steal ****... how could they follow me to the future?

They could wait for a really really long time?

And on topic, wtf no.
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#29
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Lies, it just means you have to stay around and raise yourself. You just go missing at the point at which you go back in time. Naturally, your dad-self is still there, but your kid-self vanishes. Good luck explaining it to the cops; I bet your dad-self goes to jail.

Yeah, that's what I said in my post.

I'd be the best dad ever to my self/son
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#30
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Damn, the guy who picked yes must feeling like the lone ranger... >_>

It's you isn't it

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#31
I've slept with my mom on countless occasions. Granted I was scared and 5, but ya...
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#32
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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#33
So someone in the pit would have sexual intercourse with their own mother, what's new?
#35
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But she isn't your mother yet.


That's what I was thinking, when I made this thread.
#36
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But she isn't your mother yet.

So you have no mother

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#37
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But she isn't your mother yet.


But your older brother looks a lot like you...
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#38
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So you have no mother

I think this branches off into the idea of parallel universe's
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#40
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I think this branches off into the idea of parallel universe's


Well then that brings up another question. What if it was your mom from a parallel universe at age 16?
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