#1
...but Oprah is going to be visiting you. And guess what? So is her audience! And guess what else? Your money gets to pay for it.


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#4
Assuming that Oprah's visit will cause a spike in tourism, that money isn't really going to waste.

Oh, and I fapped vigorously to that picture of her. Is that weird?
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#5
Damn, and I thought the US spending was wasteful...
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
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Assuming that Oprah's visit will cause a spike in tourism, that money isn't really going to waste.

Oh, and I fapped vigorously to that picture of her. Is that weird?

to oprah? yes.

hey, at least the aussie audience might get some elaborate present from oprah. i would say that a car would be a present, but i'm pretty sure people in australia drive kangaroos.
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#7
Also the pope is visiting the UK sorry cousins
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#8
if you aussies dont troll her successfully im disapoint.
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#9
I still don't get why they keep calling this her "final season"

She's getting her own TV channel and her show will continue on that. That's a step up in my opinion.
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I still don't get why they keep calling this her "final season"

She's getting her own TV channel and her show will continue on that. That's a step up in my opinion.


same reason they made a big deal about leno retiring, but really he was changing an hour early, then he went back to his same spot anyway

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#11
Lol?
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#12
hey, at least the aussie audience might get some elaborate present from oprah. i would say that a car would be a present, but i'm pretty sure people in australia drive kangaroos.


Not with platypus prices as high as they are today.

It's the economy, man....
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#13
what the hell is the $2.5 million being spent on?
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#15
Great. I can't wait to punch her and slap her with a Platypus
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Heheh Sydney Oprah House.


Oh yes. Well done
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#20
^Dude! Thats a porno I'd like to see!
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