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#1
so, what's your personal reason for existence? not "why are we here" or some other overarching answer for life, but your particular justification for being conscious/alive/human.

I can't think of anything, other than "why not?"
#4
Shit happens.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#5
Quote by phlip999
Raisin what now?

okay, here's a template:

I __________ therefore I am.

ex: I juggle therefore I am.
#7
Quote by MakinLattes
okay, here's a template:

I __________ therefore I am.

ex: I juggle therefore I am.

Blech, my philosophy teacher will not stop calling him "Dez-Carts" no matter how many times I threaten her with forced fellation of a tailpipe.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#8
No reason.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#10
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Blech, my philosophy teacher will not stop calling him "Dez-Carts" no matter how many times I threaten her with forced fellation of a tailpipe.

, not as bad as my "art history" teacher who, instead of "specific" would say "pacific," and "moot points" were "mute points". or the French teacher who couldn't pronounce my last name. oddly, my philosophy teacher could...
#11
Quote by TheBurningFish
Blech, my philosophy teacher will not stop calling him "Dez-Carts" no matter how many times I threaten her with forced fellation of a tailpipe.

Everyone knows it's "Dez-Cart-Ezz". What a dumbass!
#12
Deez Carts Ezz full...of Philosophical knowledge!

To contribute: I want to learn as much about everything possible.
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#13
Quote by TheBurningFish
Blech, my philosophy teacher will not stop calling him "Dez-Carts" no matter how many times I threaten her with forced fellation of a tailpipe.

First thing that came to my mind...
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#14
To be a better father than mine, isn't that the only reason to do anything?

Spiritually speaking though, to do more positive than negative.
#15
Ain't got nothing better to do.
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#17
To try and get the best out of life, have fun, be productive and make myself and others happy along the way?
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#18
Quote by Våd Hamster
I leik it


And I've heard dying feels bad man

Who told you?
OT, the moments between dissapointments.


#19
That our actions have unlimited consequences. Every person we interact with is affected by us, and in some way, our contact will affect the way they act towards others (no matter how minutely the change is).

So, for example, being extra nice to a person working at a shitty job (think drive-thru worker) might put them in a good mood, which - although the effects probably won't last much more then a day - will affect how that worker probably treats her coworkers, her other customers, and her family when she comes home. The way she thus acts will in turn affect those she comes into contact with. Again, though minimal, there is still an effect hidden in there somewhere.

Similarly, even unborn children who die in the womb (for whatever reason) will affect the mother. As long as the mother recognizes its birth, it will probably have a profound effect upon her life.

With this in mind, it is my goal in life to make my personal "web of influence" as positive and productive as possible.
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#20
Because I don't think death has come to me yet...



Edit: Can the guy above me do a damn tl; dr? Holy hell...
#22
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Because I don't think death has come to me yet...


Edit: Can the guy above me do a damn tl; dr? Holy hell...

Jesus Christ it's seven sentences.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax

Edit: Can the guy above me do a damn tl; dr? Holy hell...


No one is forcing you to read it.
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#24
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Edit: Can the guy above me do a damn tl; dr? Holy hell...

tl;dr

The Butterfly Effect. Except I'd like to get it right the first time and avoid all the puppy burning, losing an arm, and being a prisoner.
#25
Just to be happy, and to sleep with a minor celebrity, I will not rest until at least one of those goals is fulfilled.
#26
Quote by aaciseric
Just to be happy, and to sleep with a minor celebrity, I will not rest until at least one of those goals is fulfilled.

The question is: can you do the first without doing the second??


PS

I wanna be rich enough to own my own personal Krispy Kreme factory.
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#28
deh-truh, sort of.

your life is now complete. you have successfully self-actualized.

now what?
#30
Quote by MakinLattes
deh-truh, sort of.

your life is now complete. you have successfully self-actualized.

now what?

All right, number two on my list: the opportunity to say "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Comic




SAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!!!!
#32
Quote by Våd Hamster
I leik it


And I've heard dying feels bad man


False! As a matter of fact, everybody should die to just experience it.
#33
Quote by severed-metal
False! As a matter of fact, everybody should die to just experience it.

It's on my to do list.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#36
Quote by Jackal58
It's on my to do list.


Hmm, you should move it up to your bucket list. Just to be sure you get it done.

Quote by sashki
Then how come you never hear all the dead people talking about how great it is?


Simple. They're dead.
#37
Without music, I would probably end up killing myself. Life really isn't that great. You give and you give sometimes but you don't get jack shit back.

/serious answer
#38
I want to take as much from my community and society as I can while reciprocating as little as possible. So far, so good...so what!
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