The Shitter.

Anyone have a strange thing that they have to read something on the pooper?

If so, what do you do?

Personally, I keep my Guitar World mags in there, and read articles and tabs while on the throne.
Masturbate. Read parenting magazines. Read Seventeen magazines, or People. Do crossword puzzles. Text your closest friends. Play Tetris. Text cha cha things you want to know about internal organs.
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This is a shitty thread
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

I usually read some favebook status'. Or scroll through some porn to find the right movie for when i have finished wiping.
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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
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Am I the only one who just takes a shit and leaves?

Yes, weirdo
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Ive got some National Geographics in there. A Q.I General Ignorance book and when I live in my own place, ill have a guitar in there. Playing guitar on the toilet...bliss.

No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
I used to read my laptop on the shitter. Then I read you could get hemorrhoid from sitting on it for too long. Dunno if it's true or not, but my laptop screen died, so I can't anyway.
Inb4 'I'm shitting right now and posting from my laptop'
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Masturbate? How so? On the shitter?
Personally, reading cracked.com on my macbook.
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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
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Masturbate? How so? On the shitter?

It's pretty easy.
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play solitaire on my ipod,txt,read magazines,philosophise

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Be on the pit from my iPod touch or play Plants vs Zombies.
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I have a picture dictionary that ended up in there somehow. tons of kanji, no furigana.

YAY, learning kanji. =)
Haven't come that far yet with the hanzi I'm learning.

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Am I the only one who just takes a shit and leaves?

No. I don't know how people can take ages to let their load go. I mean, I go in there, sit down, press, finish, wipe. No more than 30 sec and I'm done.
Oh my, this thread is crap. ^^
Erm, i generally, just...

Take a shit...

Wipe my arse...

Wash my hands...

And go back to whatever the hell i was doing before?
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.

This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.

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