#1
The Shitter.

Anyone have a strange thing that they have to read something on the pooper?

If so, what do you do?

Personally, I keep my Guitar World mags in there, and read articles and tabs while on the throne.
#2
Masturbate. Read parenting magazines. Read Seventeen magazines, or People. Do crossword puzzles. Text your closest friends. Play Tetris. Text cha cha things you want to know about internal organs.
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#3
Books or Laptop
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#4
This is a shitty thread
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#6
I usually read some favebook status'. Or scroll through some porn to find the right movie for when i have finished wiping.
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Am I the only one who just takes a shit and leaves?


Yes, weirdo
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#14
Ive got some National Geographics in there. A Q.I General Ignorance book and when I live in my own place, ill have a guitar in there. Playing guitar on the toilet...bliss.
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#15
I used to read my laptop on the shitter. Then I read you could get hemorrhoid from sitting on it for too long. Dunno if it's true or not, but my laptop screen died, so I can't anyway.
#16
Inb4 'I'm shitting right now and posting from my laptop'
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#17
Masturbate? How so? On the shitter?
Personally, reading cracked.com on my macbook.
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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
#18
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Masturbate? How so? On the shitter?



It's pretty easy.
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#19
play solitaire on my ipod,txt,read magazines,philosophise
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#20
Be on the pit from my iPod touch or play Plants vs Zombies.
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#21
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I have a picture dictionary that ended up in there somehow. tons of kanji, no furigana.

YAY, learning kanji. =)
Haven't come that far yet with the hanzi I'm learning.

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Am I the only one who just takes a shit and leaves?

No. I don't know how people can take ages to let their load go. I mean, I go in there, sit down, press, finish, wipe. No more than 30 sec and I'm done.
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#22
Erm, i generally, just...

Take a shit...

Wipe my arse...

Wash my hands...

And go back to whatever the hell i was doing before?
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


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