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#2
Oh Hi Mark
Hello Will You Be My Freind?
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#3
You should expect pure amazingness.
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#4
Brilliance. Sheer, unabashed brilliance.

Oh, and awkward sex scenes.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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#5
It has a whole plot synopsis there. I'm pretty sure that's what you should expect.
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#6
The test results came in, I definitely have cancer.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#11
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, GENGHISGANDHI!


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#12
I did naht hit hur, it's naht tru it's buhlshit! I did naht hit hur I DID NAAHT

Oh hai mahrk
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#13
Great movie or greatest movie?
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#16
I just like to watch...


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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#17
Expect the most awkward terrible but epic acting ever...HI DOGGIE!
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#18
Mark: I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

The delivery of this is hilarious.
#20
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
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put the pieces back together my way
#21
best ****ing movie ever.

whats even better is he goes on to call it a "black comedy" in his interviews.
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#22
Expect the same exact sex scene used 3 different times throughout the movie.
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#23
Can't even watch it.

I should have known how it was going to be when Tim and Eric were all over it.
#25
If I were you, I would expect a 2003 independent film written and directed by its main actor, Tommy Wiseau, who is also credited on screen as both the movie's producer and executive producer and a melodramatic story of a love triangle between a man, his fiancée, and his best friend.
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touche sir.
#29
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I want to see this now

Well a good place to start is Nostalgia Critic's review, HAH ?
#32
O hai doggie.
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#35
Everyone talking smack about this movie need to just leave their stupid comments in their pocket!

...Any ideas where I can find it online for free for my first watch? No torrents please, I'm not a pirate.
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#37
"The best movie of the year, experience this quirky new black comedy, it's a riot!"

Tommy Wiseau you fail

Also, this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGpwxHMUndk

Isn't it hilarious when he attempts to make a comedy it's the most fail thing in the world and when he makes something "serious" it's comedy gold?
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#38
Hey, does anybody in here want to go play some football? I'll grab my tux.


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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#39
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Gratuitous ugly-people sex. Other than that, JOY.



Very very gratuitous....sex.

A lot of it.

I counted six scenes within the first 45 minutes.


Oh and...

NO I CAN'T TELL YOU, ITS CONFIDENTIAL, SO MARK, HOWS YOUR SEX LIFE?
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