#1
Hey guys!

I work in a call-centre, and I have to call random people and ask them if they want to participate in a survey about Life Style. It's the most boring job ever because nobody wants to do the damn survey, and I have to repeat the same lines every time I call someone. But the pay is surprisingly great, so I keep doing it. Basically I get paid to do practically nothing for 3,5 hours straight.

It's still boring as hell though, and the only thing I can do while calling people is to make some doodles on a paper. But even that gets boring.

So what more can I do? Do you guys know any fun games or things I can keep myself busy with that require a minimal amount of materials or a piece of paper and a pen to do while doing my job?

Fapping is not an option, it almost got me fired last time.
#3
WoW might be an option better yet buy a handheld :P.

I wish i had your job working in a high care area of a food factory isnt fun cant evne take an MP3 player in and mainstream radio is balls.
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#4
Brimg a deck of cards or some dice
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#6
Drill a hole in your desk so you can inconspicuously hump it.
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#7
Bring a deck of cards and play solitare.
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#8
Fap....just say you have a bladder problem and go to the toilet every 20 - 30 mins to crack one off

Don't do it whislt at your desk and on the phone to a customer.........man that's just creepy
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#9
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This.

Get paid and make a webcomic or something.. Doodle out some ideas and jokes on paper then recreate them digitally when you get home. Release on interwebs, sell merch.
#10
Have phone sec with some of the hot sounding ladies.
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#11
Ask them if they'd like to complete the survey in a Rob Halford voice.
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#13
can you bring a laptop or something? i'd say just play online flash games/have a tab for UG open.
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#16
I draw, sit and stare at the screen, plot out my breaks, think about how I have to leave in 45 minutes to get there this morning...
#17
Dude try working security...
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#18
Play guitar (hey, it might even get people to do the survey).
Bring a handheld console.
Install Call of Duty on the work PC.
Write a virus.
Bring a deck of cards.

Lots of options.
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#20
they don't allow you to do the things you guys mentioned at most call centers. you'd get fired immediately.
#21
Solitaire, crosswords, word-finds & sudoku.

Edit: Make friends with different people around you.
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#22
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Install Call of Duty on the work PC.

1. That's a shit game.

2. His boss will sure appreciate that. Unless his boss is a complete fucktard, there's no way he wouldn't notice and decide to discipline TS. I'm sure that'd be a great way to work towards keeping his job.


TS, bring your own PC and play shit on that while calling people. And how the hell did you even try fapping at work? Ewww...
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#25
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1. That's a shit game.


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#26
Do what I'm doing now, which is surf the web from my phone's web browser!

...which could obviously be used for inconspicuous pron browsing...
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#27
Do things you need to get done.
As you're the same age as me (judging by your profile, I assume you're not lying) you're going to be nearing the end of your school time or just ended it, so you can get anything like work, things like personal statements, etc etc done while working.
It's a bit more productive than doodling!

Or do something like practice some 'on paper' music theory like I probably would do.

I'd love a job like that. ;_;
#28
See if you can change the meaning of your lines by stressing different syllables, or try and use tone of voice to imply that certain phrases are euphemisms for deviant sexual acts.
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#29
Play some Fighting Fantasy books, you just need a pencil, a book, two dice and paper.
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#31
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1. That's a shit game.

2. His boss will sure appreciate that. Unless his boss is a complete fucktard, there's no way he wouldn't notice and decide to discipline TS. I'm sure that'd be a great way to work towards keeping his job.


TS, bring your own PC and play shit on that while calling people. And how the hell did you even try fapping at work? Ewww...

1. I disagree. Strenuously.
2. As if bringing a guitar is a good idea... Lrn2appreciatejokes
3. I'd flame you, but I'd get banned. Or warned. I don't want either one happening.
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#32
Thanks for the suggestions guys!

(I'm pretty shocked at how everyone actually believes I fapped at work... is this normal behaviour for Pit Monkeys? :O)
#33
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Thanks for the suggestions guys!

(I'm pretty shocked at how everyone actually believes I fapped at work... is this normal behaviour for Pit Monkeys? :O)

i dunno but dave chappelle is awesome