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#1
The title is pretty self-explainitory. My contribution. "Where did the dog go. I am hungry."

Yes I know it is sucky. I'm at school and are very bored.
Gear

Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
ESP LTD Alexi 600 Yellow
Ibanez RG560CA w/ SD Invader
Carvin DC747 Vintage Yellow
Ibanez RGA 8 QM w/ Dimarzio D-Active and PAF 8
Washburn KC-70v
Bass: 1980 Aria Pro II SB Elite II
Amps: Vox VT20+
#3
Quote by guitarxo
I don't understand this thread D:

Neither do I, is that bad for the OP...
All you do is create a short sentence or sentences in a Chinese manner. pretty simple.
Gear

Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
ESP LTD Alexi 600 Yellow
Ibanez RG560CA w/ SD Invader
Carvin DC747 Vintage Yellow
Ibanez RGA 8 QM w/ Dimarzio D-Active and PAF 8
Washburn KC-70v
Bass: 1980 Aria Pro II SB Elite II
Amps: Vox VT20+
#4
Guitars:
Martin DSR acoustic
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone Les Paul
Amp:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Pedals:
535Q Crybaby>Fulltone OCD>Phase 90>EHX Big Muff>MXR Carbon Copy>EHX Holy Grail
You can call me Matt
#5
Dog = tai knee poh knee
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#6
该名男子不断偷了我的汤,给他的狗,我喜欢喝汤,但我不能让他做,因为它只是抢断。

I don't know if its an ancient proverb, but according to google translate it is in Chinese.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#7
Man without garden, looks for lawn.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#11
Quote by shmikeyboy
TS with no idea, starts bad topic.

Thank You, the exit button is located in the upper-right hand corner. Have a nice day....
Gear

Guitars: '02 Ibanez Jem 7vwh
ESP LTD Alexi 600 Yellow
Ibanez RG560CA w/ SD Invader
Carvin DC747 Vintage Yellow
Ibanez RGA 8 QM w/ Dimarzio D-Active and PAF 8
Washburn KC-70v
Bass: 1980 Aria Pro II SB Elite II
Amps: Vox VT20+
#12
Man who eat prune sit on toilet many moons

Man who fart in church sit in his own pew

Dumb man give woman piano wise man give her upright organ

Air in elevator smell different to midget
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#14
Confusius he say "When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in people's eyes"
#15
Girl says dad dead, but then who was phone?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#16
Takes many nails to build baby's crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Woman's kiss like spider's web; soon leads to undoing of fly.

Man who runs in front of car get very tired.

War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left.
Last edited by tyler_j at Sep 16, 2010,
#21
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step up to the car and get in because I'm not walking that far, are you crazy?

There is but one True Way, the Tao. There is but one True Way to learn of the Tao, the I Ching Ching Cha-Ching our DVD giving you complete instructions, only six small payments of $4.95, plus $29.95 shipping and handling. But Wait, There's More. If you call within the next 10 minutes we will send you a Second One True Way absolutely free, you pay only shipping and handling.

A favorite of mine, from Procol Harum: A pilgrim asked for audience with the Dali Lama. He was told he must first spend five years in contemplation. After the five years he was ushered into the Dali Lama's presence, who said "What do you wish to know?" The pilgrim said "I wish to know the meaning of life, Father." So the Dali Lama smiled and said "Well my son, life is like a bean stalk. . . . . Isn't it?"
#23
Man with hand in pocket feels cocky.

Edit: You've got to be facking kidding...
'Always outnumbed, never outgunned'
PSN + XBL: Jimsworthy

Charvel So-Cal ProMod Black
Ibanez RG350Dx W/ Duncans
Blackstar HT Stage 100
ASshdown 4x12
Morley George Lynch Dragon Wah II
#26
Confucious says..."If vagina taste sweet, no worry, that just chlamydia"
Gear:
1987 Charvel Model II
2010 Carvin ST300C
1990 Charvette 100
1991 Ibanez RG560M
2006 Fender Mexi Strat
Jackson/Charvel Star W/ Custom Graphics.
Ovation CP 247 Acoustic
Line 6 POD HD Pro X
Pro Tools 9

Tutorial: Studio Quality Programmed Drum Sounds
#27
I do belive this is now a confucious thread.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#28
virginity like bubble: one prock, all gone.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get a flat miner
meh..most of the funniest ones were taken
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#29
男子誰 車道像地獄界去。

Amidoinitrite?
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RNLAF

I Like Planes
Last edited by Gammas1 at Sep 16, 2010,
#32
^You should talk.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#34
Glenn Beck say, If obama socialist is Tea Party you need.

Confusius he say, if no lube you have, then tell her to bite down on the pillow you must.
#37
A man once stand on bridge, but bridge collapsed. I LAUGH AT HIS MISERY. HAHAHAHAHA.

Quote by mental_zer0
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


#38
Quote by captaincrunk
I did make one up!


You ripped off a quote from the bible. Not chinese.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#39
Quote by 0RI0N
You ripped off a quote from the bible. Not chinese.

I don't know many chinese proverbs

I just mean that people should stop posting what they saw when they googled "funny chinese proverbs" because we've all seen them. Not that I mind seeing them again.
#40
Quote by captaincrunk
I don't know many chinese proverbs

I just mean that people should stop posting what they saw when they googled "funny chinese proverbs" because we've all seen them. Not that I mind seeing them again.


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