How to make getting dressed in the morning far more interesting. No really. Look.


Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

I know how to get in my trouseres from now on.

What ways do you know to make getting dressed more interesting?
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
I wonder how many times those guys racked themselves with their pants while making that video.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.

I'm just a hedonist without happiness
GUYS! Don't try this at home! You'll miss the pant leg and fall off your bed in the most painful manner. This is so not efficient
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.

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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
18 minutes ago

why u have to do this to wear a jeans just put it on nead two men to wear jeans lol!!

Thats gay.
Great way to self-wedgie.
No ego-inflating quotes nor stupidly long signatures to be found here.

Move along.

Bands/Artists of the month; Marco Sfogli, Marco Sfogli and Marco Sfogli .

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^lol'd at the sig, adj209
i had fear for my nuts whilst watching this..I don't know why. It just seemed that something painful to his sack was about to happen.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
Quote by shmikeyboy
Wouldn't work with tight jeans.

Yet another reason for males to not wear tight jeans.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
If only someone slipped just a tiny bit.. AND BAM IN THE BALLS
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I go to the pit only to just look at your creepy perverted username.

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Yet another reason for males to not wear tight jeans.

I'd rather not backflip into any jeans, really. The scrote-splitting risk is unacceptably high.