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#1
I do it all the time. In a nice way though. Sort of.

I just sent my friend a message (nice girl she is).

"I hope your pillow smells like ass."

So go on Pit. Be an asshole and post what you did/said.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#2
Just go to my profile and click on "all posts by kensai".
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#3
I joked about the time someone I know walked in on their dad in bed with another man.
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S A D B O Y S
#6
Quote by thanksgiving
I just sent my friend a message (nice girl she is).

"I hope your pillow smells like ass."

I use to do stuff like that in 7th grade, no thanks.
#7
I was playing Minesweeper Flags on msn with aforementioned girl.

Her: Omg I always lose at this
Me: That's cause your a dipshit


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#9
Quote by thanksgiving
I just sent my friend a message (nice girl she is).

"I hope your pillow smells like ass.".


You're the coolest man I've ever known.
#10
Quote by thanksgiving
I do it all the time. In a nice way though. Sort of.

I just sent my friend a message (nice girl she is).

"I hope your pillow smells like ass."

So go on Pit. Be an asshole and post what you did/said.


Wow, now that is cutting. I don't think I can compete.

Despite the sarcasm, you're still a cunt.
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#11
Quote by thanksgiving
I do it all the time. In a nice way though. Sort of.

I just sent my friend a message (nice girl she is).

"I hope your pillow smells like ass."

So go on Pit. Be an asshole and post what you did/said.

You badass.
#12
The Pit is getting bloody boring
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
Quote by Duffman123
You badass.

**** yeah


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#14
Quote by padgea7x
The Pit is getting bloody boring

This guys got the idea!


asshole.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#15
I don't get it, that wasn't even funny, why the f*ck would her pillow smell of ass
TS you wasted my time
#16
I once told this guy I know "I hope your ass smells like pillows."

His pet donkey took offense, and I'm not sure why.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#17
Quote by nigeltheginger
I don't get it, that wasn't even funny, why the f*ck would her pillow smell of ass
TS you wasted my time

I lol'd.

Iuno?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#18
Me and most of my friends are normally assholes in a joking manner. Last night I told one of my friends "Good luck with your freshman 50, Spongebob" since he's going to a cooking school.
#19
Quote by sadSTATUE
I once told this guy I know "I hope your ass smells like pillows."

His pet donkey took offense, and I'm not sure why.


I cracked up at the donkey part .


OT: I once shot a man in Reno just to see him die.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#21
Quote by thanksgiving
I was playing Minesweeper Flags on msn with aforementioned girl.

Her: Omg I always lose at this
Me: That's cause your a dipshit

Sounds like someone has a crush on someone. Do you also push her over and pull her pigtails in the school yard?
#22
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
Sounds like someone has a crush on someone. Do you also push her over and pull her pigtails in the school yard?

Ahhhh now it becomes clear to me, TS is just trying to tell us that he had some form of contact with a girl but dressing it up as an "im so cool i can be an asshole to girls" type story
#23
I has girlfriend

This is friend


HAHAHA I'M SMOTHERED WITH WOMENZ!


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#24
being an ass....so act like TS?

or say unpleasant things? you donkey raping ***** killing f*ckface.

Christ, the Pit is really going downhill recently. Protip: if you want to have an argument or be mean, go into Guitars and Gear, and say "eric clapton, john myung and slash all suck."
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#26
Quote by Kyle Gass
You grew up? Yeah b/c your title and location just SCREAM adult


Keep in Mind that I made this account years ago, If I could change it, I would, as for my location, I kept it that way as an inside joke with my friends.
#28
Quote by boreamor
You're all very nice people.


WHY YOU LITTLE.... TAKE IT BACK !
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#29
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/31/girl-sparks-animal-activi_n_701011.html

I made this vid with my friend for the lulz.


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#30
well, I think TS is confusing saying silly things like that with being an asshole. I'm guessing he hasn't met any people who really are douchey asshats.
#31
Lol are people just following the thread topic by being assholes or are they really trolling? The world may never know.
#32
I think Dave Mustaine is a nice guy.

Lars Ulrich is a fantastic drummer.

Dream Theater is better without Portnoy.

Avenged Sevenfold and The Jonas Brothers are fantastic.

BTBAM is -never- relevant.

It's spelled awkward, you ignorant twits.
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#33
Quote by Spartan101400
Keep in Mind that I made this account years ago, If I could change it, I would, as for my location, I kept it that way as an inside joke with my friends.

User title is the thing underneath your username, brah
as in the "unhelpful git" written under "nigeltheginger"
#34
one time there was this blonde girl i really didnt like and i was in a group of people in class

she said that "her hairs so pretty" so i told her that her head looked like "somehow glued straw to it and threw up on it"

she of course was offended and responded "why are you so mean"

i said "im nice to pretty girls"

now thats an asshole moment right there. and it was actually face to face

what can i say im normally not like that really but it was just one of those days
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#35
Quote by nigeltheginger
User title is the thing underneath your username, brah
as in the "unhelpful git" written under "nigeltheginger"



What's wrong with Dr. Insano? He uses the power of Science to take over the world.
#36
Quote by Banjocal
being an ass....so act like TS?

or say unpleasant things? you donkey raping ***** killing f*ckface.

Christ, the Pit is really going downhill recently. Protip: if you want to have an argument or be mean, go into Guitars and Gear, and say "eric clapton, john myung and slash all suck."


Banjocal, you sigged me. I owe you, what we call a pit-life debt. anytime you need someone to bail you out of pit-trouble, I'll be there to ram jam any m*therf*cker that needs it.

#37
Quote by Kyle Gass
Banjocal, you sigged me. I owe you, what we call a pit-life debt. anytime you need someone to bail you out of pit-trouble, I'll be there to ram jam any m*therf*cker that needs it.



THIS is how people on UG shoudl treat each other.

thanks
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#38
Quote by Spartan101400
What's wrong with Dr. Insano? He uses the power of Science to take over the world.

I don't know, it wasn't me who was criticising it
#40
Quote by British_Steal
one time there was this blonde girl i really didnt like and i was in a group of people in class

she said that "her hairs so pretty" so i told her that her head looked like "somehow glued straw to it and threw up on it"

she of course was offended and responded "why are you so mean"

i said "im nice to pretty girls"

now thats an asshole moment right there. and it was actually face to face

what can i say im normally not like that really but it was just one of those days



Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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