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#1
So let's say you meet a MILF, 30-45 years of age, maybe more, maybe less.


Would you?


What if she were a lady below average in attractiveness? Thus not quite making her a MILF.

EDIT: THERE. I changed it.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Sep 17, 2010,
#3
no and no, i'd much rather stick with people my own age
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well she wouldnt be a milf if she was below average in attractiveness


Exactly what I came into say. But yeah, you only live once. Have you seen Mac bangs Dennis' Mum?
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well she wouldnt be a milf if she was below average in attractiveness

This. The clue's in the name.
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you people disgust me.


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#9
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What if she were below average in attractiveness?



Not in that case. Who would choose to go after a less than attractive older woman? That hardly makes sense.


There are plenty of women in that age range that I wouldn't think twice about hopping in bed with.
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#11
would i.....


.....what?


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#12
The very definition of milf means that yes, I would. If any of you saying no actually meet a milf, then you would too.
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The very definition of milf means that yes, I would. If any of you saying no actually meet a milf, then you would too.


My thoughts exactly
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#14
Maybe if this milf were a virgin
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#15
Yes but only if she doesn't have a boyfriend/husband around or in jail.
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#21
In my case, a DILF. Would I?


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#24
Yes. There answer lies within in the word. It can't be a MILF if you would not want to.
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Maybe if this milf were a virgin


Then she wouldn't be a milf, would she?
Even depending on the person, I would still do them. I'd fuck Betty White just to say I did it.
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Maybe if this milf were a virgin


Mothe id like to fuk implies that she has kids. no virgin milf for you

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#32
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Then she wouldn't be a milf, would she?
Even depending on the person, I would still do them. I'd fuck Betty White just to say I did it.


Nay, it is possible. For some reason unmarried and child-less women around milf age can be classified as milfs if they meet the other criteria.
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#33
This is no strings attached sex with an attractive woman. You're not dating her, so why have an age preference if she's hot? There's only one heterosexual answer to this.
#34
Well I think just the idea of banging a milf would kinda heighten the whole thing so even if she was just "ok" looking I'd probably do it
And you only live once so you might as well bang a milf while it's still cool to do so. i.e. while you're young
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Gay.


Seriously? You think she's hot?
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#40
I have the same standards for every woman, regardless of age...until you get up to like 50. That shit has gotta be dried out by then.
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