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#1
My wife!!!!!!
The UGer that isn't. She reads over my shoulder and shakes her head at you guys.
She is now 50.
She is going to kick my ass for this. Make it worth my while.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#3
WTF I thought you were like 17 or sumin


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#5
Quote by thanksgiving
WTF I thought you were like 17 or sumin
He is. His wife just knows how to catch 'em yung'uns.

Oh and happy birthday. Jackal58, you better bring the ruckus tonight .
Last edited by The Madcap at Sep 18, 2010,
#6
happy birthday!
tell her to stop shaking her head at us she might hurt her neck
#7
Happy birthday!

Ride a rollercoaster.
Super
Old
Cats
Are
Surprising

Many profile views... few friends...
#9
Happy Birthday! I got you a picture of your Pussy.




>.>


<.<
RIP Tom Searle.
#10
Milf?


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#11
happy birthday Mrs. Jackal58!
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
#14
Happy Birthday, Don's wife!

I wanted to give you a Donkey, but there's already enough of those in your backyard.
#16
Happy Birthday Mrs. Jackal.

*something clever/insulting about your husband*
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
Happy birthday to the wife!

And to whoever said Jackal seems a lot younger, that's a good thing. It's nice to see older people that still have a sense of humor.
#22
Make her join UG, god dammit! Then you guys could be Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother of The Pit.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#23
Quote by genghisgandhi
It's not humor, it's crippling cynicism.

I don't think it's crippling.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#26
Happy birthday, Mrs. 58!

Have a political ideaology!


Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#28
Quote by guitartaber93
Clueless abber and the 93 idiots wish your wife a happy birthday.


Hell of a band name isn't it.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#29
I don't have as good a sense of humor as most people, so instead of a witty remark or comment on your wife's age, I got you this so your wife and you can do these together.




#30
I never know what to get my mom for her birthday so I always get her flowers since she likes plants.



Happy birthday
cat
#31
Happy birthday, Mrs. Jackal58!

I got you something that will help you sleep as your husband's impending inability to control flatulence draws near.

Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#33
Quote by FlyingPirahna
Happy birthday to the wife!

And to whoever said Jackal seems a lot younger, that's a good thing. It's nice to see older people that still have a sense of humor.

Especially since some of his other senses are going, what with the age and all.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#35
Quote by halo43


No one could be that awesome at 17, brother. Not even me.


OT: Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jackal. I got you lots of things that start with the letter C.
*pics*

Nice Atmosphere quote in your sig.
#37
Happy Birthday, Mrs. 58. Erm... Mrs. Jackal. Whatever.

I got you some delicious caek. ^^

My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#39
i got you a nuclear bomb photographer, so you can remember the war
now extra flamey
#40
I got you good sex because your husband can't even give you that.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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