It has been scientifically proven that Death Cab For Cutie is the best thing currently existing.
Put your straw in that glass and sip it.
Fuxxing Emo bands
Shit and all that
fuxxing gay up the arse
big bunch of homos.
Death Cab For hardcore surprise rectum tearing action
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"