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#1
Hey guys. My sister just got drunk/. Shes 16 thus illegal. I though, cuz i don't really like her, and because im 18 and can legally drink. I would. Too much disaronno in half an hour is not an awesome idea my freins. no at all

I know youre gunna tell me I'm immature. DO IT SLAG!
#3
Wait - you and your LEGAL Sister are drunk?

...oh boy.....

But seriously: Enjoy your hangover.
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#4
wait. whose drunk?
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#5
Quote by MH400
Wait - you and your LEGAL Sister are drunk?

...oh boy.....

But seriously: Enjoy your hangover.



No no no o. well yes. But she's a whale. i wouldn't touch it with a sh.itty stick. and dude, she's my sister. And i'm on about drinking age. not sex. But yes, she's legal in that way too

I don't get hangovers either
Last edited by leg end at Sep 18, 2010,
#6
Fuck her up the arse, then come and tell everyone on UG how cool you are for being really drunk and sodomising your sister. I would tell you to start a thread saying how cool your sister is, but you just did.
#8
It's not illegal for her to drink, it's just illegal to supply her with it.
#10
make sure she drinks 2 big glasses of water before she passes out.
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#14
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Fuck her up the arse, then come and tell everyone on UG how cool you are for being really drunk and sodomising your sister.


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#16
he wouldn't touch his sister first of all b/c she's overweight, second of all b/c she's his sister. hmmm...
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#17
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he wouldn't touch his sister first of all b/c she's overweight, second of all b/c she's his sister. hmmm...

Sounds like they're already lubing up.
#18
I was drinking with some friends when my fourteen year old sister was over. We got up to go outside and smoke a cigarette, when we came back in my sister had drank a lot of our booze. We were not happy about it. No good sneak.
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#19
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Wait.......
Incest?

It's more intimate than family.
And it's for the family.
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#20
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Wait.......
Incest?

wincest...
but seriously i have no idea what this thread is about
#21
1. I am NOT trying it on with said sister.
1. she is illlegally drink
23/ i am legally drunk. sort od
4. you're not having pics of my sister.
5. i am sorry
#25
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I was drinking with some friends when my fourteen year old sister was over. We got up to go outside and smoke a cigarette, when we came back in my sister had drank a lot of our booze. We were not happy about it. No good sneak.

I was hoping that she blew your friends or something by the end of the story.
Disappoint.
#27
What is this I don't even
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#28
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I was hoping that she blew your friends or something by the end of the story.
Disappoint.

She cried a lot, if that helps. I'm not sure why.
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#30
Quote by WizMystery
I just searched the legal drinking age in the UK and it says it's 5 in private.

she was in public then got dragged nin for being arrogantly drunk
#31
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wincest...
but seriously i have no idea what this thread is about

No.
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#32
Quote by leg end
she was in public then got dragged nin for being arrogantly drunk


But then it says 16 in public when accompanied by an adult.

Alone then?
#33
Quote by Jon777
He described her as being a whale, so I'm guessing that's a "yes."


Well, there goes me having my way with her...for now.
#34
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But then it says 16 in public when accompanied by an adult.

Alone then?

Ooh yeah

DUDE. That be my sister ye ol' sea dog! Arrrr
#36
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Are you drunk?

I really don't think you've understood this thread...
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#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
She cried a lot, if that helps. I'm not sure why.

It pleased me a bit. Thank you.

Wait.. Where is this thread going?
#39
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I really don't think you've understood this thread...


Are you drunk?

This thread is going nowhere.
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