#1
So i'm dating this girl, and we're fooling around, then all of a sudden i lift up her skirt and...BAM! Seven headed serpant fiend.


What the hell should i do!?!??!
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#4
Quote by Masamune
Sex her up. Or are you too much of a shallow freak to look past such a minor thing? jeez


What if it bites it off??
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#5
Use Medusa.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect