#1
yet she lives in my house and uses my electricity that i pay for and eats the food i buy and drives with the gas i put in her car and i pay for all this with my paycheck. and what does she spend her paycheck on? what paycheck.... im helping her out huge while she goes to school and this is the thanks i get
#3
Nice one!
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#6
Are you sure it wasn't your family that called your girlfriend the gold digger?
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#7
Jesus christ, go burn a flag or something. Then they'll stop bitching cause you'll be the most hardcore dude on the block!
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#8
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Are you sure it wasn't your family that called your girlfriend the gold digger?

This. And you didn't even give us anything to comment on.
#9
Quote by 121lespaul
yet she lives in my house and uses my electricity that i pay for and eats the food i buy and drives with the gas i put in her car and i pay for all this with my paycheck. and what does she spend her paycheck on? what paycheck.... im helping her out huge while she goes to school and this is the thanks i get


Go tel them that then.
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#11
Well, have you found any gold?
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#12
They said you's a gold digga when you's messin' with a broke nigga?
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#13
Tell them that you're only a gold digger in bed with her.
Hell, I wouldn't even know how to react to that.
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#15
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just thought it was ironic it made me laugh when they said it so i thought id share it

What did you say back?
#17
Beat up her dad, tie him up and then rape her mum and her in front of her dad.

Or alternatively, tell them what you've just told us and then tell the to shut the **** up and piss off.
#18
Thanks for sharing.
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#21
Welcome to the wonderful world of women and their families.
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#22
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i did as i kicked them out of my house


+1 for being a real man
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#23
I've been in the same situation since about a month ago. She's been living here and doesn't have a job; she just goes to school. No one's complaining, but it's not the easiest situation to deal with.

Good luck, dude. My advice is not to care about what they say and keep living your life.
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#25
What's going on with people from the pit fucking school girls?

and where do I sign up?
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#26
It's your girlfriends parents, no matter how good a boyfriend you are you will never be completely good enough for their daughter. It's in a parents nature to find at least one thing wrong with the person their kid is dating. I treat girls really well but I've always had one of them at least insinuate something's wrong with me or bust my balls about something. It's just human nature to bitch about something. I mean hey look at the metal forum, nothing but bitchin about this band or that band, take it all in stride.
...Or you can send them a sextape of you and your gf as a present for Christmas...on second thought, **** what I said in the beginning, send them a sex tape and wear a thick gaudy gold chain while doing it.
#27
This is what BLOGS are for.
Don't tell this to us. Tell it to the arses that called you a "gold digger".
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#28
Is this you?
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#29
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They said you's a gold digga when you's messin' with a broke nigga?




I ain't saying he a gold digga, he got needs.
#32
Been there, my friend. However, in my case, she left me for a bloke with a bigger wallet. Let us pray that you will be as lucky as I have been.
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#33


Hold on, hold on, Imma let you finish but I had the best gold digger story of all time.

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#35
She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah she's a trifling friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over town
That dig's on me.....
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#36
TS is going to shoot up some place, you need to ease the anger.
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#38
Holla! You want prenup?
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#40
did i miss the point of this thread?

cuz i didn't see one
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