#1
Do you believe that if you dance well, you're probably good in bed, too?

I heard that somewhere that it's the reason females are turned on by a male when he dances.

So...if I dance the robot...will I shag...like a robot? Hmmm...

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#2
Not entirely true... but if someone is a more outgoing dancer, then they are probably more confident and energetic in bed.
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#3
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Not entirely true... but if someone is a more outgoing dancer, then they are probably more confident and energetic in bed.

Pretty much this.
OR, alternately, they could be compensating for a lack of talent.
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#5
Never heard that view. Read the thread title like "your dance motions are also your motions in bed" kinda.
So in that case. I was at a Ska gig last night. I skanked better than most...she'd end up bruised in the morning.

But seriously, I'm a terrible dancer and girls don't take interest in me.


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#6
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Never heard that view. Read the thread title like "your dance motions are also your motions in bed" kinda.
So in that case. I was at a Ska gig last night. I skanked better than most...she'd end up bruised in the morning.

But seriously, I'm a terrible dancer and girls don't take interest in me.


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#7
I've never danced in my life. But then again, I've never had sex either. There may be some truth to this.
#8
"Good male dancing" consists of movements which display power, confidence and dominance. Like a mating call. Women have a primal attraction to those characteristics.

Whether it says anything about being good in bed, I don't know. Passion can be displayed in many ways. So I don't think that all good dancers are good lovers, or all good lovers are good dancers.
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#9
I can show you many bars and clubs where this is not true.

Sure the man who can dance gets the girl, but the synchronized thrusting while listening to house music is poor.

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#11
Yeah there's a certain way to dance that can turn a lady on but it's an extremely rare thing. It's like all the "best potential mates" have a way of showing off their prowess and dancing is but only one way for them to do it.

Best advice is if you suck at dancing, don't do it, and find something you're great at to show yourself off.
#12
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I can show you many bars and clubs where this is not true.

Sure the man who can dance gets the girl, but the synchronized thrusting while listening to house music is poor.


This, but a bit modified.

I actually have problem dancing because the girl doesn't follow the god damn tempo...
#17
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I've had that in my head since I saw the thread title.

And surely the only link between the two is that you get better at both with experience.
#19
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I don't dance.
What does that say about me?

put the pieces together dude, oh wait.... (somebody better get that)
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#21
I'm sure there are girls that believe this but I'm very self conscious when it comes to dancing
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Yeah there's a certain way to dance that can turn a lady on but it's an extremely rare thing. It's like all the "best potential mates" have a way of showing off their prowess and dancing is but only one way for them to do it.

Best advice is if you suck at dancing, don't do it, and find something you're great at to show yourself off.

Wouldn't it be better to take lessons from formal classes or from a friend instead of just quitting?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdZKoDqw6_g&feature=related

It's all to do with confidence really.

this video fits perfectly if you are listening to the queens of the stone age video at the same time, lol the sound fits like a charm, Try it
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#26
I do the running man, so I guess I shag that way too.
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That made my night!


I suck at dancing, but my ex said I was fantastic in bed...she was a screamer

The way I stand and walk seems to turn a lot of girls on...not dancing, because as I said, I suck at dancing... I can moonwalk, but that's about it...
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#31
I'm a hardcore fan, and am thusly doomed to sexual abuse lawsuits, judging by that theory.*


*I don't actually hardcore dance.

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I suck at dancing, but my ex said I was fantastic in bed...she was a screamer

She was faking it, you're awful in bed and have a tiny, tiny penis.
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#32
I love dancing

Just move to the beat and do it without flailing haha
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#33
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#34
Possibly with belly dancers it holds true, but the eletric slide isn't the hottest move in bed.
#35
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Everybody knows that if you can spin you penis in 2 full circles or more then you're basically the equivalent of sex Jesus.


WHY DID THAT REMIND ME OF ********!?!?!

Nice avatar, by the way.

EDIT: I totally forgot they censored that word... haha
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#36
I can't dance, but I'm good in bed.

Actually even though I can't dance I still get out there and have fun, even if I look like an idiot. Probably in line with that chicks dig confidence thing