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MEXICO CITY—In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

According to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, the violence was sparked by a botched drug deal involving an estimated 20 kilograms of marijuana, a dispute that led low-level members of the Sinaloa cartel to open fire on local dealers in Culiacán. Within seconds, the gunfire had spread to Chihuahua, Michoacán, Yucatán, and, minutes later, the other 27 Mexican states, leaving every person in Mexico dead.


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Could tell it was the onion before clicking the link, awesome article though.
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I love The Onion, such a reliable and accurate news source.
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Could tell it was the onion before clicking the link, awesome article though.


+1. I lol'd.
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Wait, what? Are they sure those people arent just in America?


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+1. I lol'd.


Actually my favorite part was right at the end:
At press time, U.S. drug dealers said they were not sure how or when the vast supplies of marijuana left behind by the Mexican cartels would reach their intended consumers, but they wished to assure the American public that they are doing all they can.

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TS, are you sure? I mean, all 11million of them? You sure they didn't just drink tequila 'til they all died? Cuz that'd be an awesome way to go.


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a Mexican guy around here got shot down by SWAT. apparently, he was growing weed for the cartel.

it wouldn't surprise me if the entirety of Mexico succumbed to a similar fate.
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They had it coming. Dey took are jerbs!!!
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So they got into Arizona too?


i live in arizona you ****

srs though, this chick I met a few times got executed in Ciudad Juarez not too long ago

shit be mad along the border.

EDIT - granted though, Phoenix and Tucson are hellish cities, and just **** up the whole state. But like, northern arizona is pretty cool.
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