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#1
Allowed by the new Supermod Nelsean, I hereby state this thread opened.
The purpose of this thread is to crack jokes about our beloved mods and admins.
I don't want this to become a flame-fest toward the mods though, so let's keep it nice.

Here is what Nelsean said, just to drive it home:
Quote by Nelsean
I, Nelsean, am hearby stating that this thread can be allowed, until otherwise specified. I do not want to see spam, trolling, extreme hate mongering or excessive off topic discussion. Low blow me bitch, I want to see what you got. Make the thread, quote this statement, and post it in your thread so other mods are cool with it. If you have regular user support, your thread will be a success!


So, I'll start.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to actually do it, one to ban the mod that screwed it in because they liked the darkness, and one to start a debate on wether the admins would've banned the first mod for that.
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#2
How many Pit mods endorse pirates?

Too many.
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#5
Quote by Will Swanson
All mods have choads.

Simply flaming the mods is NOT considered a joke.
I consider this post spam, but then again I'm no mod.

A mod walks into a bar... which he didn't see because he was too busy trying to keep the Pit in order.
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Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Sep 21, 2010,
#6
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
How many Pit mods endorse pirates?

Too many.

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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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#7
How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.
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#8
how do you know there are mods in the pit?
no one else is.
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#10
Quote by NakedInTheRain
How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.







lolstack for you my friend, that is beautiful.
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#12
Quote by NakedInTheRain
How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.

Best one so far.

Carmel, theguitarist and CJayC walk into a bar.
No-one ever sees CJayC and theguitarist because Carmel threw everyone else out before they arrived.

(Please don't ban me)
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Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Sep 21, 2010,
#13
a mod walks into a bar and ordered a johnny walker black on the rocks, the barman told him they didnt have it, so the mod asks for a glen fiddich on the rocks, and once again the barman says he didnt have it, at this point quite anoyed, the mod asked for a bottle of 1876 Moray's aged 18 years single malt scotch, the barman once again said, he didn't have any, to which the mod replied "three strikes, PERMABAN!"
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Last edited by bananahammock at Sep 21, 2010,
#14
Quote by PsiGuy60
Simply flaming the mods is NOT considered a joke.
I consider this post spam, but then again I'm no mod.

A mod walks into a bar... which he didn't see because he was too busy trying to keep the Pit in order.

The joke was that it wasn't a joke.
#15
Quote by Will Swanson
The joke was that it wasn't a joke.



the definition of irony is surely an american using irony, and another american not getting it, due to irony not actually being american humour, its dry, droll, and wittty, its british humour.
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#16
Quote by bananahammock
the definition of irony is surely an american using irony, and another american not getting it, due to irony not actually being american humour, its dry, droll, and wittty, its british humour.

In Soviet Russia, mods ban Americans. Everywhere else... yeah, mods still ban Americans.
#17
How many mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but it'd take a GIGANTIC lightbulb.
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#18
Users are so stupid they be all like "ayo, foo'...my brotha did it!"

Then I be all like x2'd!
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#20
Quote by Nelsean
Users are so stupid they be all like "ayo, foo'...my brotha did it!"

Then I be all like x2'd!

I've seen the forum of the banned from the inside.
This is funny because it's true for most mods.

A mod, a user and an admin are sitting in a bar.
The user does something stupid, the mod throws the user out of the bar, all while the admin enjoys a bottle of beer and a good magazine.
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#21
how do you recognise a mod?

it's ass is full of kisses.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#22
Recipe for becoming a mod:
20 grams of ass-kissery, 10 grams of rules, 1 kilogram of hot air, 1 admin.

Apply ass-kissery to pre-existing admin. Add 1 kilogram of hot air for every admin.
Bake in oven for about 3 years.
Sprinkle the rules over when done.
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#25
A moderator is sitting in his car, driving down the interstate.
Suddenly, he's pulled over by a policeman.
The policeman says: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going there?"
The mod says: "No, I was busy doing stuff on my laptop. I was moderating this forum..."

The policeman writes this fact on his fine.
"Oh," says the mod. "I forgot to mention. I have a gun in the glove compartment, and a body in the trunk."
"Holy sh*t, I'm gonna need backup." The policeman ties the moderator to the outside of the car with his handcuffs, and calls for backup.

"This guy just said he had a gun in the glove compartment, and a dead body in the trunk."
The backup officers laugh at him and say: "Yeah right... Let me guess. He was speeding, too, and distracting himself while driving?"

God, that one sucked.
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#26
What's the difference between some mod's mother and a broom?


A broom doesn't stay locked in my closet.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
Last edited by Vornik at Sep 21, 2010,
#27
Mods are like paintings: Only good for mounting on the wall.
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#29
So, a mod walks into a thread
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#30
Nelsean and... um... Zappp I guess die and go to heaven.

When Zappp gets to heaven he meets Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix, who are with two of the ugliest skanks ever seen. They tell Zappp that heaven is awesome, except that if you ever sneeze in God's presence, you get paired eternally with an incredibly ugly and awful woman. Zappp is careful not to sneeze when God is around.

Later, Zappp runs into Nelsean, who is with the most beautiful woman anyone has ever seen. Zappp asks him how he found such a wonderful woman, and Nelsean tells him that she sneezed in front of God.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#31
Quote by daytripper75
What was that?

Blame the user, not the thread.
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#35
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
How many Pit mods endorse pirates?

Too many.





Capt'n daytripper dealt with yee well.
RIP Tom Searle.
#36
Quote by daytripper75
I'm a mod. I can blame whatever I want.

How many mods does it take to abuse their authority?
Just one if it's daytripper or Carmel.

On an off-topic note, will there ever be another "post here and get banned" thread?
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#38
Quote by epiless
Whats wrong with Carmel being a mod?
She should be in the kitchen.



You're gonna die.
RIP Tom Searle.