#1
Well my 21st birthday is coming up, and up until this point I've never been much of a drinker, I've had my fair share of mikes hard lemonades and such. I've never really acquired a taste for beer either since i was never a "partier", but as of recently i've been exploring my options for when the night comes around. Last night i had my friend pick me up a bottle of rum (I actually prefer hard liquor over beer) and i drank the whole thing without even getting a buzz... is this unusual?
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Well my 21st birthday is coming up, and up until this point I've never been much of a drinker, I've had my fair share of mikes hard lemonades and such. I've never really acquired a taste for beer either since i was never a "partier", but as of recently i've been exploring my options for when the night comes around. Last night i had my friend pick me up a bottle of rum (I actually prefer hard liquor over beer) and i drank the whole thing without even getting a buzz... is this unusual?

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#5
Lol Lemonade.

I prefer hard liquor over beer as I like getting drunk, and not drinking 1200 calories worth of fermented hops or w/e and water or w/e beer is.
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If you've already been drinking, then what's so special about turning 21?
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How large was this bottle of rum, and how long did you take to finish it? Barring frankv's scenario, i'm thinking you either took your time over it, or your friends switched out the rum and you didn't notice.

Either that or you have no idea what a buzz actually feels like.
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#9
the more you drink beer the more you'll love it.

there's not a whole lot in this world that i enjoy more than a really good beer (or even a not so great beer for that matter)
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How large was this bottle of rum, and how long did you take to finish it? Barring frankv's scenario, i'm thinking you either took your time over it, or your friends switched out the rum and you didn't notice.


Or he's lying, or he's still pissed without realising it.
#11
Last night i had my friend pick me up a bottle of rum (I actually prefer hard liquor over beer) and i drank the whole thing without even getting a buzz...


I call BS. Unless you are very fat and an alcoholic.
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lol @mirrored numbers.


This. I thought that's what the thread was going to be about

OT: if you can drink that much rum and stay sober, you're probably a pirate.


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Last night i had my friend pick me up a bottle of rum (I actually prefer hard liquor over beer) and i drank the whole thing without even getting a buzz... is this unusual?
Um...no buzz? At all? Wtf?


I get a buzz from a couple of shots. Are you sure you've never drank before, TS? By drink, I mean...extensively swallow massive amounts of liquor on several occasions. You sure?
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I call BS. Unless you are INCREDIBLY fat (like, 500lbs or something) then you can't drink a bottle of rum and not get buzzed.

I bet your friends just put apple juice in there or something ...

^This. TS, how did you drink this "rum" and did you feel the burn of the alcohol?
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Don't bother with those.
Grab yourself some Brandy or Scotch, take the day off and just drink.

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I can smell the BS from here. Either you drank it slowly or it was a very small bottle, or diluted it heavily with some kind of mixer, or a combination of those.
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Last night i had my friend pick me up a bottle of rum (I actually prefer hard liquor over beer) and i drank the whole thing without even getting a buzz...


Oh, a bottle of rum. I accidentally picked up a bottle of cum. My bad...
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#28
BS. I'm 6'1" 265 lbs and after 26 ounces of rhum, I'm pretty much dead.

That said, there's no real fun in being drunk. Enjoy a few bottles of wine and a great meal, birthdays are cooler when you remember them.
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#29
to answer some common questions...
Yes I'm pretty fat, Yes I've been drunk before (I've been like falling over cant stand straight drunk once though =/ ) and as to the speed of drinking, it was under an hour cause i took a sip everytime i died whilst playing halo ha ha. I'm thinking It must be cause I'm to fat =(
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