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I was just realizing that my being on here giving totally irresponsible advice to impressionable teens is probably not good considering I'm going to be a Dad.



"You should worship Satan and kill yourself" is not the kind of message I'd want some hairy 30-something sending to my kid on the Internet. Then again, if you're on here your parents probably don't love you anyway...

So. Parents? Anyone?
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#2
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"You should worship Satan and kill yourself" is not the kind of message I'd want some hairy 30-something sending to my kid on the Internet. Then again, if you're on here your parents probably don't love you anyway...



Kids are bastards.
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Quote by Bubonic Chronic
I was just realizing that my being on here giving totally irresponsible advice to impressionable teens is probably not good considering I'm going to be a Dad.



"You should worship Satan and kill yourself" is not the kind of message I'd want some hairy 30-something sending to my kid on the Internet. Then again, if you're on here your parents probably don't love you anyway...

So. Parents? Anyone?


Troll, go away.
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#5
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Kids are bastards.

Fairly accurate statement nowadays.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

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Troll, go away.

Troll my ass.

Perhaps you are sensitive because you are incapable of reproducing?
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#9
i say this is a question best answered by Jackal58, if he was online....

anyway, i'd like to have kids.
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Troll my ass.

Perhaps you are sensitive because you are incapable of reproducing?


All I read from your first post was: blah blah Im older then you guys lol you are stupid teens lol.

I have a good sperm count(if thats how you write it) thank you very much.
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"You should worship Satan and kill yourself" is not the kind of message I'd want some hairy 30-something sending to my kid on the Internet. Then again, if you're on here your parents probably don't love you anyway...

maybe your parents didn't, mine happened to like me.

you better not talk you your kids that way ya bastard
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#12
I would like to adopt, but not have my own kids.
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I would like to adopt, but not have my own kids.

Infants or older?
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Troll my ass.

Perhaps you are sensitive because you are incapable of reproducing?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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All I read from your first post was: blah blah Im older then you guys lol you are stupid teens lol.

I have a good sperm count(if thats how you write it) thank you very much.



you count your sperm??

also, no, i dont have kids, eventually yeah prolly
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#16
I have 3 kids, and I think that giving irresponsible advices to impressionable teens doesn't makes you a bad father or something. It only makes those teens stupid for believing you.
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you count your sperm??

also, no, i dont have kids, eventually yeah prolly


Yes, it is very interesting, and semen is very thirst quenching as well.
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I have 3 kids, and I think that giving irresponsible advices to impressionable teens doesn't makes you a bad father or something. It only makes those teens stupid for believing you.

Amen.

I quite enjoy it, though. Something about crapping on hope.
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Infants or older?


Probably both. I want the experience of raising a baby, but I also want to give a home to any age of child that needs one.
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#20
I'm having my first in a few months. A boy.
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#21
Congrats! Protect him from The Pit
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#22
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Congrats! Protect him from The Pit

Yes, as my own parents failed miserably to do!
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

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Yes, as my own parents failed miserably to do!


By the time your kid will be in the appropriate age for UG the pit will be a gentle and loving society, you will see.
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#24
Jeez Bubonic, I can't believe you've been in here since 2002. I don't know how old you are but I imagine when you signed up you were a young and sassy whippersnapper, and now you're going to be a dad. UG's really been with you through the years huh

I don't plan on having kids, myself, but best of luck to you.
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#25

Check out the message TS sent me!

Yes I am. I was playing guitar before you were even an accident.

Real mature for someone who is going to be a father.
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#26
It would be immature if it weren't true.

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Quote by Bubonic Chronic
It would be immature if it weren't true.



I'm sorry, I cant hear you over ME BEING 17 AND YOU GOING TO LIVE A BORING LIFE AS A DAD.

Now he's gonna call me immature again
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#28
You living with your parents and me having my own house, two dogs to wrestle with and the ability to go and legally buy beer, wine, or even drink myself into an alcoholic coma if I really felt like it...

When the pubes start emerging it'll itch for a while, but don't scratch it or you might go blind.
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Quote by Bubonic Chronic
You living with your parents and me having my own house, two dogs to wrestle with and the ability to go and legally buy beer, wine, or even drink myself into an alcoholic coma if I really felt like it...

When the pubes start emerging it'll itch for a while, but don't scratch it or you might go blind.


I wanted to say cool story bro, But ill respond.

Beer isnt that hard to get, you have rent to pay, you have to work, you have to take care of your wife and your son soon, you will be stressed, you wont sleep, you wont eat, you get up twice a night to pee.

Being 17 looks good to me.
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#30
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Being 17 looks good to me.

Oh, Jesus.

You in ten years:

High School

Best of luck. Seriously.
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Oh, Jesus.

You in ten years:

High School

Best of luck. Seriously.


Thanks, best of luck with your son.
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#32
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Probably both. I want the experience of raising a baby, but I also want to give a home to any age of child that needs one.

I have two questions:


1. Does an emotional child count?

2. When can I move in?
#33
When a kid kills himself because of something he saw on TV/the internet, its a good thing.


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#34
I'm pretty sure that this thread is a good example of why no one in the Pit should ever be a parent.

#35
Oh good god, start reading. You're going to have to become a completely different person. And you may start losing your hair.

But it's worth it .
#38
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I'm sorry, I cant hear you over ME BEING 17 AND YOU GOING TO LIVE A BORING LIFE AS A DAD.

Now he's gonna call me immature again


Being a dad is only boring if you do it right Luckily almost no one ever does.
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#39
Question I have been wondering for a while. Is there any reason to have kids? They seem to be a burden and I have seen it with parents at the mall or something.
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I have two questions:


1. Does an emotional child count?

2. When can I move in?


There's always room in the basement.

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