#1
There's this guy. I'm sure some of you know (of) him. He posts here in the pit mostly (when he does post) He goes by the name of Draken .

Anyway, this guy's getting old, by UG standards. In fact, he turned 23 today.

Happy birthday Luke, ya crazy limey bastard.

I was gonna get you some lame e-present, but I made a thread for ya, didn't I?
Ok, Here's a cake:
#2
Got it.
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#7
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Anyway, this guy's getting old, by UG standards. In fact, he turned 23 today.


I turned 23 last month......i'm not old




Happy Birthday anyway
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#8
my gift is actually the lower quarter of Andrea55's picture. seeing how big it is i figured i should man the lower sector.

my goodness 23? well youre practically a grandpa
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my goodness 23? well youre practically a grandpa


wow I guess I should have known being 22 in the pit is old but it never really hit me until now...


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#16
Or this



Think we need a captain
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#17
daytripper is the cap'n!
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#19
I remember when people on UG knew who Draken was. (He was so mean to me when I first started.)

I still have a PM from him from before UG profiles. He called me a ****.
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#20
Oh Luke. We've gone WAY back. Luke is the reason I started playing WoW.... (for that I fcking h8 you.. I literally wasted 6 months of my life away trying to do those g*dd*mn quests. so f*ck you and f*ck Doug!!!!!)

But I do love you in a completely Homo-erotic/Life partner Way. It'd be nice to get you in here more often, Chat*****s are so 2005.
#24
Happy birthday! I got you a brand new

Christina Hendricks!

Need fashion advice?

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#26
Happy birthday! I got you a CoreysMonster! It's not worth much as I'm skint at the mo. But it's the thought that counts, right? Right?
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#29
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Happy birthday, Luke!

Twenty-three. Wow. That's OLD.


Yeah but at least my hair isn't grey yet.
#31
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Psh. Mine's gray AND thinning. I'm a double-threat guy.


Just shave it off. Beat it to the punch
#32
23? I don't even remember 23.
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#33
happy birthday!

i cant give you anything cause I'm in class and my teacher can monitor my computer from his...
#36
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WAIT..... I'm a year older than you? I thought you were like 30


Dude i'm 23, I'm ickle.