#1
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A man was jailed after he put a hamster in the microwave. This appalling, it really is. The concept is slightly arousing amusing but this guy's sick.

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He told police: "I didn't mean to kill her. She was the best hamster I ever had. She was called Suzie."
#2
When I read the title I thought you put a hamster in a microwave and I was all ready to yell at you for doing that.

This is horrible
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#3
I like doing that too, it warms up their blood and that way when I bite their head off it tastes better.
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#6
Did they really have to show a picture of the hamster?
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#8
i knew a girl who did this once shit was so ****ed up
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#11
One of my friend's favorite disturbing stories is about this kid he was in grade school with... the kid had a hamster who had cancer or something and it got to the point where it wouldn't move much, probably in pain, so the kid decides to put it out of its misery, although he didn't use anything so cliched as a microwave... the BLENDER was the way to go.

True Story.

...hope he at least put the lid on.
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#14
It's wrong and all, but is this really news?

And shit, banned for 5 years from having a pet?
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#15
I once heard a similar story about a woman putting her dog in the microwave. The sick thing was, she actually sued her microwave manufacturer and got a buttload of dollars out of it, instead of being sent to jail. The difference between the UK and the US I guess..
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I once heard a similar story about a woman putting her dog in the microwave. The sick thing was, she actually sued her microwave manufacturer and got a buttload of dollars out of it, instead of being sent to jail. The difference between the UK and the US I guess..


It's sickening the way people abuse the USs legal system. It's good that legal counsel is readily available for anyone, but Americans sue anyone at any time for any reason just to make a buck. It's retarded.

I mean, suing McDonald's for not having hot warnings on their coffee cups? Really? Suing cigarette companies for not alerting you of the health risks? You're sucking black smoke out of a stick, what do you think is gonna happen?

It's depressing.
#17
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People will be always stupid, but I think it's more the lawyers fault for not simply passing shit like that off with a laugh
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#18
It seems so ****ing funny and awkwardly cool, but I bet that when I'd look at the sad pet who doesn't know what's going on, running around in the microwave, I'd ****ing cry and hate myself so much that I'd kill myself in the same way. Shit's so complicated
#19
Oops, I told him to do it. I didn't think he would.
Hmm...maybe I shouldn't tell him about what happens when you put cats in the microwave...
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#21
He did it on my birthday
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#22
Wow, that's messed up.
I havn't changed this thing in a year.


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#23
My hamster loved the microwave She always ran toward it in her ball when it was cold outside, couple seconds -> warm hamster.

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#24
What was he thinking?! Didn't he know that they burn best on the stove?
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Did they really have to show a picture of the hamster?

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#26
Wait... he's going to jail over a hamster? Yes, I know it's ****ed up to do that to a hamster, but still. Aren't there other people who deserve to be in jail instead of a hamster killer?
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SUUUUUUUUUUZIE
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