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#2
I prefer Orange Juice
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#7
Wait, bud...? There's always a catch...
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#10
budweiser for free?

that's like saying "here, have som freshly crapped ASSHOLESHIT for free".

No thank you
#11
Quote by Kensai
Wait, bud...? There's always a catch...

Free Bud is better than Bud you have to pay for.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#14
Beer is good, free stuff is good hence free beer RULES!
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In the good old days of PS2 sony would send me out new consoles for fun!

PS2 just died for no reason? new console : )
Coffee spilt all over it? new console : )
Got pissed on in the night???? new console : )

I miss pissing on consoles : (
#15
I thought this said free bear.

My plans for world domination seemed so close
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#16
Quote by element4433
I thought this said free bear.

My plans for world domination seemed so close

How was you going to carry out your plans whilst being eaten by a bear?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
Free beer is free beer so I'm game
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#18
I was excited until I saw it was Bud. I came in expected to find a way to obtain free beer. Not free kitten piss. Would be somewhat better if the article actually yielded any useful information at all...
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#19
Quote by Jackal58
Free Bud is better than Bud you have to pay for.

Exactly. I went to a party a few weeks ago and they had free beer. Sure it was PBR, but did I have a few? Of course I did. The best tasting beer is the beer you didn't have to pay for.
#21
Budweiser is beautiful, **** you beer-snobs.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#23


Quote by diofan88
Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
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Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
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Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#25
If I actually liked the stuff, I'd buy it. Giving it to me isn't going to make that happen. This is a huge waste for them. If you're going after a demographic, make a product that they actually want. I'm no millionaire, don't get me wrong, but isn't that business 101?
We're only strays.
#26
The giveaway culminates on my 21st birthday. I guess that means I'll be the only one taking advantage of their free goblin backwash.

But why doesn't the article tell us how to get this free beer?
#27
Only time I've wished I was a yank - I want me some free Budweiser.

ATM, I'm in love with any beer or lager, because last week I had some of this stuff;


Special Brew is nasty shit, but on the bright side, makes everything else taste infinitely better, even Fosters!
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#28
Quote by The_Casinator
Beer is always good. Always.


I second this. Free beer especially. I'd drink fucking ASDA smart price lager if someone gave it to me for free...

Quote by Levi79
But I drink Lucky so what do I know.


The ones in the little Buddha bottles? I love them.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
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#29
Coming to Holland....when again??

You guys get all nice stuff
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#30
These are practically free.



Any day.
Quote by diofan88
Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Quote by beadhangingOne
Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
Quote by mcjosh
Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#32
Quote by BeerBlood
These are practically free.



Any day.

The problem with malt liquor is that the hangover feels like the Lord of All That Is Unholy pissing directly into your soul.
#34
Quote by KeepOnRotting
The problem with malt liquor is that the hangover feels like the Lord of All That Is Unholy pissing directly into your soul.
Well practice does make perfect, good sir. But that is my stock when I have no money. When I can, I get





But yeah, I think sobriety would have me feeling better than MURCAN (USA! RIP DIME! RIP DIO!) beer.
Quote by diofan88
Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Quote by beadhangingOne
Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
Quote by mcjosh
Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#38
Quote by josh999x
If you can't sell it give it away for free genius marketing plan.

Shit marketing plan really, now people won't even buy one bottle of Bud before discovering that it's piss and never drinking it again.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#39
Quote by Article
and others have switched to light beers


Hang on. So Americans have stopped buying Bud in favour of light beers?

LIGHT BEERS!

There is something seriously wrong with that. ****ING LIGHT BEERS!

You guys are ****ed in the head. Bud's not even that great but LIGHT BEERS! JEEZ.
#40
No way in hell you'd see this in Ontario.

They'd be like hey its free, and then you'd drink it, and you would get a bill in the mail for 7$
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