Poll: Do you squat and surf?
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View poll results: Do you squat and surf?
Hell yeah, baby.
46 36%
No. Ew.
61 48%
What's squat and surf?
21 16%
Voters: 128.
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#3
A better title would be. Squat and squirt - do you do it?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#5
HELL


YES
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#7
Yeah. Well, I did when I lived at home, I live with a friend now and the toilet is downstairs so walking past everybody with a laptop going to the toilet raises questions...
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#9
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doing it right now. no joke


You're having sex whilst on the Internet?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
Is there any other way to surf the internet?
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Eventually
#12
Yea when I had my phone with WIFI I did. Used to spend like 2 hours in the bath watching films on youtube. Always got up a nice short youtube vid for when I did a poo.

I miss that phone
#13
Ewww... i'm now never going to be able to surf UG without the constant though that many of you have your wangles out.
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#15
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#16
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you lack dedication, pansy!
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Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
#17
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you lack dedication, pansy!


Are you saying that i should set up my computer on the toilet? *gasp*

I should.
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#18
Not really. I'll listen to my iPod occasionally while on the toilet, but never bring my iPod.
#19
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Are you saying that i should set up my computer on the toilet? *gasp*

I should.


Then maybe you would be doing it right...but until then, kindly leave good sir.
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#20
I sure do. Well.. I've done it before anyway.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
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#22
Used to.

Not so much anymore.

Still voted yes.

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#25
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What?




I meant laptop the second time. Epic fail
#27
Yes. Also, evened up the poll for ya
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#28
No, I'm in the jacks' for about 1-2 minutes, then its back to my desk. Too much hassle - just take a dump and come back.
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#29
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I meant laptop the second time. Epic fail


Not an epic fail, don't worry. :]

An epic fail would be your father asking you, through the door, what you're doing in the toilet with your laptop.

>_>
#30
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No, I'm in the jacks' for about 1-2 minutes, then its back to my desk. Too much hassle - just take a dump and come back.


You dont know the joy of taking a leisurely half hour in the toilet with a tasteful tabloid paper.
#31
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You dont know the joy of taking a leisurely half hour in the toilet with a tasteful tabloid paper.


This. No one bothers you when you're on the crapper so it's a good place to get stuff done.

When I lived on my own in college I used to surf, study etc on the throne.
#32
Not with my laptop. The iPad is way more convenient.
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#34
Nah, fook that, I squat and rubiks cube
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#36
How long do you people need to spend on the crapper?!? mines a very swift deposit of the goods then a quick escape before the stench engulfs the room.
Because of this efficient "plop n' go" method it would be an unecessary inconvenience to bring my laptop with me.
#37
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How long do you people need to spend on the crapper?!? mines a very swift deposit of the goods then a quick escape before the stench engulfs the room.
Because of this efficient "plop n' go" method it would be an unecessary inconvenience to bring my laptop with me.


Going on the crapper is the only moment in my day I don't have to worry about phone calls, emails, meetings... It's a peace-filled place.
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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#38
Quote by JeanMi36
Going on the crapper is the only moment in my day I don't have to worry about phone calls, emails, meetings... It's a peace-filled place.


Hit the nail on the head! Especially in work when that extra 5 minutes in there means the world to me!
#39
Normal people go to the toilet with a book or newspaper. I usually am accompanied by a copy of Bass Player magazine.
#40
Magazines are so overrated, and newspapers aren't convenient. That's why God (read: Steve Jobs) invented the iPad.
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i love you more than words can express jean.


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