#1
you know, like the horse whisperer, or the dog whisperer.

is there any particular animal that you get along with real well?

the reason I ask is because I had to whisper one of my kittens out of a tree the other day. for some reason, I'm pretty good with cats, even the psychotic ones. not so much with dogs...
#3
Animals seem to really like me for some reason.. My cousins dogs all come and sit with me when I visit and ignore everyone else, even their owners.

Maybe it's because I smell like a dog.
#4
Two things that love me - Dogs and Babies. I don't mind babies of kids, but I fooking hate dogs, but they seem to love me and not leave me alone!


Shame it's not women ey fellas? *nudge*


/being an 80's stand up comedian. A bad one at that.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#5
My cat never leaves me alone, not that I usually mind. He'll follow me around mewing about this or that. Maybe it's because I have to pick him up and put him on the counter so he gets food, maybe he just loves me, but he doesn't do it to anyone else
#7
I seem to get along with dogs, for the most pat (aside from bloody Sheepdogs) and Horses.
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#8
Dogs.
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#9
Raccoons. It's a pretty cool skill. Freaks out drunk friends.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#10
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Raccoons. It's a pretty cool skill. Freaks out drunk friends.

Wat
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#11
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Wat

I lived on a roof for two years. I have learned to communicate with raccoons.


I can get to about a foot away from them.
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#13
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I lived on a roof for two years. I have learned to communicate with raccoons.


I can get to about a foot away from them.

You should try to train one as an attack raccoon
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#14
I get along with cats really well. Every friend that has cats always warns me that they scratch and bite, but they always come to me to be petted and rest on my lap.
The real secret is to pay no extra attention to them, cats hate that. Just act normal and calm, they'll come to you and be nice.

Dogs hate me though...
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...