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My friend got busted for having cigarettes in school.
Yes I know, retarded thing to do, but there are alot of retards.


So, Pit, what would be the punishment he gets? I'm kinda in hot water cause I smoked some, and the people at the school suspect me for sure, but I'm pretty sure he's taking the fall. Does anybody have experience for this? How hard is the punishment? Expulsion?!
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#2
At my school, suspensions.
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Well, actually having them shouldn't be the problem, smoking them on school grounds should be.

I'd say a detention and a letter home is the most likely, but really, how did you manage to get caught with fags in school?
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#5
Back when I was a freshman, a bunch of my friends were caught smoking bud at school

I said, "hah dumbasses, "and they were suspended for 45 days.
#7
Tell your friend not to be so stupid showing them off, I'm imagining that's how he got caught.
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Back when I was a freshman, a bunch of my friends were caught smoking bud at school

I said, "hah dumbasses, "and they were suspended for 45 days.


Sounds like they were the winners in this scenario
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Back when I was a freshman, a bunch of my friends were caught smoking bud at school

I said, "hah dumbasses, "and they were suspended for 45 days.


Is your school Nazi Germeny or something?

45 days wow.
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Sounds like they were the winners in this scenario

Yeah, they all got to stay freshmen too

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Is your school Nazi Germeny or something?

45 days wow.

I think you forgot the part about them doing illegal drugs on school grounds.

They got off light.
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#11
suspended for a couple days would be my best guess.
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When I was in High school the punishment was a weeks suspension then a week of in school suspension when the person came back.
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In my old school it was only a report card for a week lol
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#16
Cigarettes in school? Probably a slap on the wrist. People get caught with weed all the time (See: location) at my school and the most they'll get is maybe a one or two day suspension.
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Remember, they can take the smoker out of the smoke, but not the smoke out of the smoker!


Wait, maybe that isn't a good thing at all.
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They don't do shit at my school
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They might tell your parents in an effort to stamp out the habit.

Not exactly a hardcore story, bro.




I just needed to know the "normal" punishment, and this is where I get my questions answered. No point signing up for Yahoo! answers when you have the Pit.
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I think you forgot the part about them doing illegal drugs on school grounds.

They got off light.


Still too harsh, it's not like they were dealing it or smoking alot of it.
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Still too harsh, it's not like they were dealing it or smoking alot of it.

They were doing that too
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We got away with anything. Smoking, pot and beer.
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I just needed to know the "normal" punishment, and this is where I get my questions answered. No point signing up for Yahoo! answers when you have the Pit.

Probably 10 days oss and 10 days iss

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They were doing that too


Why the hell would they deal drugs in school

It's like my friend in 7th grade said that on a school trip like 5 kids snorted Gas Air Conditioners, its stupid to do that on a school trip ofcourse youre gonna get caught.
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Why the hell would they deal drugs in school


There's an obvious answer to this question.

We're all missing the point; I think TS is cool because he smoked a few cigarettes.
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Why the hell would they deal drugs in school

It's like my friend in 7th grade said that on a school trip like 5 kids snorted Gas Air Conditioners, its stupid to do that on a school trip ofcourse youre gonna get caught.

Obviously they are dumbasses.

And at my school they will suspend for a couple months for just possession. They got a bunch of people last year with that
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Wait? regular smokes? punishment? i remember my high school had a designated smoke pit out front of the school. I understand pot, but smoking isn't illegal for people under 19/21, only selling smokes to persons under the age of 19/21 is. So once you have them, no one should care how you got them.
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#30
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There's an obvious answer to this question.

We're all missing the point; I think TS is cool because he smoked a few cigarettes.


Enlighten me with the answer, they could of waited after school and deal drugs in a perfectly safe and dark location.
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Why the hell would they deal drugs in school

It's like my friend in 7th grade said that on a school trip like 5 kids snorted Gas Air Conditioners, its stupid to do that on a school trip ofcourse youre gonna get caught.

It's kool 2 do drugs in skool, duh
#32
some kid in my school just got caught with chewing tobacco and had two options of punishment
1) a week of out of school suspension where he can't make up his work
2) take a tobacco education and get a week of in-school suspension where he can make up his work
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suspended for a couple days would be my best guess.

this.
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some kid in my school just got caught with chewing tobacco and had two options of punishment
1) a week of out of school suspension where he can't make up his work
2) take a tobacco education and get a week of in-school suspension where he can make up his work

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#36
Why would it be that bad? You'd get a slap on the wrists in my old school if you were smoking in school grounds, nothing too serious.
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They make money. Lots of it.


Yeah I guess, but they can like take orders for it at school then later deliver.
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#38
At my old school, the principal would take your cigarettes and smoke them. If you knew him well enough, he'd let you smoke with him.
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They were doing that too

there was this really dumb kid at my school. He had a book called "the big book of weed", And he chose to hide his weed in this book. Needless to say he get caught and kicked out, our school had a serious no drugs policy. Hell, you weren't even allowed to chew gum without getting a rollicking!
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make him chain smoke the entire pack.


I made him smoke the entire carton. I tell you what, I wish my daddy'd had the parenting skills to do this to me.

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