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#1
Hi guys

I have a speech that i need to do tomorrow that is based around anti whaling...

My slogan is: Kill our whales, we'll kill yours!

I will then have a picture of a sumo getting harpooned:


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So pit, can some1 put a harpoon going into this sumo?

Thanks guys!
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#2
inb4 a penis harpooning him
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#3
You should be harpooned for bringing this lame idea into the Pit.
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#4
that sumo is probably stronger and fitter than you'll ever be

EDIT: also, it's kind of a really lame idea.
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My slogan is: Kill our whales, we'll kill yours!


Hang about... So if they kill "your" whales, to promote not killing, you're going to kill one of their fat people to? Seems legit to me.
Last edited by leg end at Sep 23, 2010,
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Hang about... So if they kill "your" whales, to promote not killing, you're going to kill one of their fat people to? Seems legit to me.


I was just thinkin similar to that.

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#14
You're clearly very strongly behind this idea...so strongly that you can't even be ****ed to make your own shitty poster.
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#17
Nothing gets me more passionate about animal rights than lame fat jokes!
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i love how nobody ever takes these things seriously and makes a ton of jokes out of it. my kind of men/women/but mostly underage boys! thank you for making me smile.
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#31
this sounds more like a PETA campaign than anything.
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Shoop thread with a specific purpose? Not in my UG. Let's swap body parts!

EDIT:

^ ahahahaha
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