#1
I work at a Haunted Attraction in Ohio, and I need to add the final touches to my costume. My area is a Jail Cell, and Im the Warden of the cell. I need to make it look like some prisoners have really messed me up in some attacks, riots, etc.
Im wearing a black pair of dress pants and a blue dress shirt(w/ a police badge, makeup, etc).
What I had in mind was some general ripping and shank wounds with blood around it. I could use some more suggestions though. Be creative, and don't hold back. We go for brutality down there.
#2
Wrap a couple of rotisserie chickens in your outfit and throw your costume into the alligator pit at your local zoo then hop the fence and retrieve them.

Simple as.
#4
rip a hole in your butt part, where you got molested.
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rip a hole in your butt part, where you got molested.


I don't get molested, I do the molesting.
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Tie your clothes on a short rope and drag them behind your car.
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#7
Where at in Ohio?

I work at one close to the IN/OH border, and we open tomorrow night. I'm pumped, been wating all year.

I went for the roguhed up look a few years back, but it didn't turn out too well. Stab wounds are good, but in moderation. Also, if you tear your clothes manually with your hands it looks pretty good.

Whatever you do, don't overkill it. I ended up tearing them too much and it just looked stupid.
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Where at in Ohio?

I work at one close to the IN/OH border, and we open tomorrow night. I'm pumped, been wating all year.

I went for the roguhed up look a few years back, but it didn't turn out too well. Stab wounds are good, but in moderation. Also, if you tear your clothes manually with your hands it looks pretty good.

Whatever you do, don't overkill it. I ended up tearing them too much and it just looked stupid.


The Haunted Cave at Lewisburg.
It's an actual Cave(Well technically a Mine, but w/e), so it's pretty dark. That means minor details won't make a difference mostly, but I do have to wear the costume in sunlight a couple times.
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rip a hole in your butt part, where you got molested.


This.

And make sure the seat of your pants is reaaaally bloody.
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#10
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The Haunted Cave at Lewisburg.
It's an actual Cave(Well technically a Mine, but w/e), so it's pretty dark. That means minor details won't make a difference mostly, but I do have to wear the costume in sunlight a couple times.

Ah, nice. I went there when I was little but I don't remember it much. I migh try to go this year. How much is admission?

Also, ever heard of Fuzzy's Freakshow in Williamsburg, IN? Close to Richmond.
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Well back when you went, we would've sucked. We didn't get good until the past couple years. We made number 2 in the Tri-state area last year, and we wouldve made number one if it wasnt for out actor playing Satan.
Admission is 13 dollars, but you can get a couple off our site for a dollar off.
http://reviews.ohiovalleyhaunts.com/hauntedcave.html

Never heard of it, but I haven't really heard of any haunts out of Ohio. How good is it?
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Never heard of it, but I haven't really heard of any haunts out of Ohio. How good is it?

It's decent, not great but not completely terrible. We do get a lot of business though. 7 bucks to get in.

Thanks for the tip about the coupon. I might go there the same weekend that I go to Land of Illusions. I hear they added some new attractions this year. Should be pretty intense.
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This.

And make sure the seat of your pants is reaaaally bloody.


Get some jizz and shit in there too, you want it to look realistic don't you?
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Land of Illusions


Don't bother man. In my school district(were quite a few of the Cave workers come from), everyone thinks of Land of Illusion as our main competitor. Theyre not that good. They rely very heavily on animatronics, and each trail has a maximum of ten actors. My boss already went last weekend.
They also charge three times as much when their full trails dont come near ours in legnth. They rely heavily on cleché's like chainsaws.
Don't mean to get hateful, but people always think that theyre this huge rival to us, and they came in 15th place on the Ohio Valley Haunts list, when we got 2nd, lol.
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Don't bother man. In my school district(were quite a few of the Cave workers come from), everyone thinks of Land of Illusion as our main competitor. Theyre not that good. They rely very heavily on animatronics, and each trail has a maximum of ten actors. My boss already went last weekend.
They also charge three times as much when their full trails dont come near ours in legnth. They rely heavily on cleché's like chainsaws.
Don't mean to get hateful, but people always think that theyre this huge rival to us, and they came in 15th place on the Ohio Valley Haunts list, when we got 2nd, lol.

You're crazy if you don't think Land of Illusions is any good... seriously

I've been there before. I already know what it's like. I loved it.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
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You're crazy if you don't think Land of Illusions is any good... seriously

I've been there before. I already know what it's like. I loved it.


Eh, it's heavily over-rated. Cave will blow your mind if you enjoyed Land of Illusion.
A tip though, for the best show possible come later on a Saturday night. We have better actors on saturdays and the later you go, the more brutal were allowed to be.
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hang yo shirt up and swing a knife at it.


Im gonna do that, stab it, and tear up the sleeves with a box cutter.
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Bury your clothes for a few days so it smells like death.


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#25
stab yourself for realz! nothing beats real injuries for visual effects!
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#26
Drag them behind your car on a gravel road.

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