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#1
Some i've heard recently are just ridiculous, and probably not at all effective.

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."

What are some that you know of Pit?
#2
"Hey baby, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?"
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theory states 1+1=2 sometimes in music 1+1=3.
#4
is that a mirror in your pocket? because i think i can see myself in your pants.
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
#5
is your dad a plumber? cos you da shit

vintage humour right there guys, vintage
GEAR -
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#6
do you like tulips??

*answer*

how about these two lips??

*gesture with your lips*
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#8
"Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Would like a sandwich


Vereor Deus

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Branding!?!? THAT'S TOO PROGRESSIVE! I say bring back settlement payments in weights of lead and impalement upon wooden stakes!


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Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
#9
Quote by Jon777
Hay, babe. Wanna see my searchbar?



This made me lol.

"Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?"
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

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Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
#10
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This made me lol.

"Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?"

Clever lol

What about:

Suck my balls you feminist ****.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#11
Hey Honey you looook good.
BLAAAAAAH/puke

Edit: Or
Hi!, Do you mind if I play with your tits?
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
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#12
"fwb?"
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endless supply of cats = endless supply of food.


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I've also noticed that as i've got older, I want to be further and further away from the front at a gig. Damn kids with their mushy pits and walls of doom.
#13
hello my name is *insert name here*. make sure to keep it in mind well because you will scream it out loud later.
#14
Quote by ratracekid111
"Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


No no no. He wanted INeffective.
#16
"I'm gluten free."
"Oh, so you can't eat gluten?"
"No, i can eat gluten"
"Oh, so you eat it but you're not supposed to?"
"No, i'm allowed to eat gluten"
"...I don't get it."
"I'm gluten free so i won't make you sick"
#17
"Smell this rag."

"My **** is nicknamed Chewbacca."

That last one is actually me...


>_>
Squier Strat
Behringer Fuzz
GFT-90
#18
Quote by ratracekid111
"Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

haha that made me lol
#19
Hey there, I'm an ultimate-guitar pit mod!


Watch them walk away every time
#20
Quote by The_Sophist
"Hey baby, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?"



made me chuckle
#21
Quote by JackalUK
Hey there, I'm an ultimate-guitar pit mod!


Watch them walk away every time



Sorry to hear man


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#22
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
So get in the ****ing van
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#26
"Hi. I'm from Louisiana."

"Hi. When are you due?"

"Hi. I'm homeless. Gotta small, warm box I can put my stuff in?"

Those are the only three i've never had any luck with. Although i'm sure it's just my timing and presentation.
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#27
From personal experience:

Dude: You look really familiar.
Me: ...oh? Hm.
Dude: I swear I've seen you somewhere before.
Me: That's strange.
*five minutes later*
Dude: So can I give you a ride somewhere?
Me: wat

What the hell was that?

And don't even get me started on the lesbians who've hit on me.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#28
Do you want an Australian kiss?

Girl: Whats that?

Its the same as a French kiss but down under
Bands:
Native State
A Titan, A Deity
Rash L.A

Gear:
PRS P245 Semi Hollow
Suhr Modern Guthrie Spec
Mayones Regius 7 Buckeye Burl
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Fender American Standard Tele
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Bugera 333
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#29
^^
srs.......see 3 posts above you
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#30
Quote by slash_GNR666
srs.......see 3 posts above you


My god didn't notice that.

I've seen a Shhhh just kiss me work on numerous occasions too
Bands:
Native State
A Titan, A Deity
Rash L.A

Gear:
PRS P245 Semi Hollow
Suhr Modern Guthrie Spec
Mayones Regius 7 Buckeye Burl
LSL CVS Studio Strat
Fender American Standard Tele
Faith Hi Gloss Venus

Mesa Lonestar Special
Bugera 333
Zilla 2x12 Fatboy
Line 6 PodHD500
#31
"Hey! do you like my shirt?"

"Yeah, its ok..."

"It feels nice too! go on, have a feel.."

-She has a feel of your shirt, then stops...-

"Do you know what material that is?"

"No, what is it?"

"...Boyfriend material "
#32
Quote by Shredx
My god didn't notice that.

I've seen a Shhhh just kiss me work on numerous occasions too


I did that once to my friend as she was babbling on about her ex, and it worked
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#34
Not a pick up line but a mate of mine tries this on any perspective hole he might fancy. He sticks his finger in her armpit, if she tells him to **** off then fair enough, but if she doesn't then he reckons she's up for it. Believe it or not I've actually seen this work on a few occassions. Go figure
#35
"Wanna get high?" Any girl that this works on isn't for me.
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
Theory is descriptive, not prescriptive.


Quote by MiKe Hendryckz
theory states 1+1=2 sometimes in music 1+1=3.
#36
Suck me, beautiful!
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Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.


Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
#37
"you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day"
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#38
I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#39
Quote by metacarpi
I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."

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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#40
So. You like eating? Me too. Maybe we should try doing it in the same room some time.


Are you a birdwatcher?
*Answer*
How would you take this for a swallow? *zip*


Nice shoes. Wanna ****?


Wanna play lion? You get on your knees and I'll throw you my meat.


So, wanna go back to my place for pizza and a ****?
*Any negative reaction*
What, you don't like pizza?


These are all either the worst, or best.
[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Better than my plan, look at those perfect little dick suckin' lips!
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