#1
Today I was feeling hungry.

I looked in my cupboard and found a packet of Red Skins that I bought the other night. I had totally forgot about them.

MLIA.

What are some pleasant surprises you've had lately Pit?


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#3
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People still use that FML/MLIA shit?

It's my true story you inconsiderate bastard.

I was just saying that MLIA.


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#4
what the hell is red skins?
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#5
Like, I totally forgot I had a shit load of quarters and then I got them and bought a Black & Mild at the store with them.
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#8
Thinking I have to get up for school and then realising I can go back to sleep / sleep in.
#9
Today (or rather, on Monday, but you know how these are supposed to start with "Today"), my grandma offered to pay the money for my sister's school trip to Europe this summer. She also is paying me the same amount of money to use however I want. The trip costs $3000. MLIA.
#10
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Today (or rather, on Monday, but you know how these are supposed to start with "Today"), my grandma offered to pay the money for my sister's school trip to Europe this summer. She also is paying me the same amount of money to use however I want. The trip costs $3000. MLIA.

Your life is better than average.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#12
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I thought "A" stood for "awesome."

:nonono

EDIT: Fail.



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The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
Last edited by thanksgiving at Sep 24, 2010,
#13
actually i thought A was for awesome as well, are you sure?
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#14
Same story as in OP, just with BeanieWeenies in the garage, and a 12-pack of root beer that I left in my car.

DoomdEdit: ^ Pretty sure that its average. Might be wrong though.
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#15
I farted once and followed through.......wasn't pleasant but it sure was a surprise
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#16
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Thinking I have to get up for school and then realising I can go back to sleep / sleep in.


the most pleasant surprise of them all
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#17
I found some marijuana I didn't know I had in my car....which is honestly not the best place to find it but eh whatever kept me happy for a few hours.
#18
Got my warm jacket out for the first time this year.

Found a £20 in the pocket.

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#19
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Got my warm jacket out for the first time this year.

Found a £20 in the pocket.


That's ****ing awesome

I ordered a water at the pub the other night, and the lady gave me a free coke cause she's awesome.



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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.