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#1
Okay, so this has been floating around in my mind for a while.

None of us know what happens after we die, but we will all find out eventually. My question is, do you think that the circumstances of our death will affect what happens after we die?

I mean, I'm not talking about heaven or hell, I'm not talking about how we live our life affecting the afterlife, I'm talking about the WAY we die influencing what happens to us after we expire. Like, for instance, if we die a natural death, do we have a more peaceful death experience, in comparison to if we die of an illness or violence?

Of course none of us can KNOW this, but I'd like to hear what other people's beliefs are.
#2
No.

At least, I hope not. I have this lingering feeling I'm going to die in a horrible car crash. Feels bad man.
#3
Well you hear about the "light" when people are dying, I imagine that wouldn't happen if you were shot in the brain.


Other than that, I got nothing.
#4
You mean like in Wristcutters?

Nah.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#5
I think that if you die while wearing it left, you go to heaven.

right brings you straight to hell.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#6
Autoerotic asphyxiation? Definitely.

"So, God. Uhh... Ha ha! About the, uh... yah. Alright, which door is Hell?"
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#7
Well, if I got killed by an axe to the skull, and I was still alive while it was in my skull, until I gained substancial nerve damage, then I guess that would suck really really bad. Who knows though, maybe by that time my brains pain sensors turn off, and im just a comatose zombie until I manage to pass away.

I honestly cant say id know. All I know is that death is painful for a lot of people, and even more painful for those who have to deal with it afterwards.
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by people who have kept on


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#8
If I got killed by decapitation, I suppose there wouldn't be an open casket at my funeral, so I'm going to say yes.
#9
If a afterlife existed i don't think it would as it's supposed to be perfect and that would mean everyone's equal.
#10
Quote by Nelsean
Well, if I got killed by an axe to the skull, and I was still alive while it was in my skull, until I gained substancial nerve damage, then I guess that would suck really really bad. Who knows though, maybe by that time my brains pain sensors turn off, and im just a comatose zombie until I manage to pass away.

I honestly cant say id know. All I know is that death is painful for a lot of people, and even more painful for those who have to deal with it afterwards.

Would that mean you'd go to heaven as a zombie?

If not, then do people with Alzheimer's get their memories back in the afterlife? What about everything you've forgotten?

What if you die in a coma?

The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#11
Quote by TheBurningFish
You mean like in Wristcutters?

Nah.



every time i see you in a thread i cant help but to click the lick...
#12
They say that those who are saved will be at the "Right hand of the Lord" and those that are damned are at the left.

Okay, is it my right or his right.

I'd really like to figure this out before I die so I can get in the right line.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#13
Quote by TheBurningFish

What if you die in a coma?




what if were all in comas?
#14
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every time i see you in a thread i cant help but to click the lick...



Good man
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#15
Quote by GogglesVK
No.

At least, I hope not. I have this lingering feeling I'm going to die in a horrible car crash. Feels bad man.

Maybe you should start driving under the speed limits.
#17
Quote by metaldud536
Maybe you should start driving under the speed limits.

But, logically it carries that the longer you spend on the road, the more likely you are to crash. So, the faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road, and the less likely you are to crash.

That's ****ing science, maaaan.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#19
The least you can do is die in a hilarious way so that the people you leave behind will have something to laugh about
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#20
Quote by TheBurningFish
But, logically it carries that the longer you spend on the road, the more likely you are to crash. So, the faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road, and the less likely you are to crash.

That's ****ing science, maaaan.

Theoretically there would be an intersection in the two curves somewhere, a "minimum death interval" so to speak.

If your stoned and drive 5 mph there is very little chance of death.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#22
Quote by Alive@myfuneral
The least you can do is die in a hilarious way so that the people you leave behind will have something to laugh about


...How could you possibly die in a hilarious way?

Even worse, how could the people you leave behind laugh at your death?

Wait.



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#23
Quote by RU Experienced?
Do too.

okay, we'll make a bet:

If we meet in the afterlife, you owe me 500 heaven dollars. If we don't, I owe you 500 tree roots.
#24
Quote by LezPaulEpiphone
...How could you possibly die in a hilarious way?

Even worse, how could the people you leave behind laugh at your death?


Darwin Awards bi0tch.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#25
Quote by LezPaulEpiphone
...How could you possibly die in a hilarious way?

Jumping out a window and your corpse crashing through a tent where Oprah is giving away $10 million to prevent suicide or something would be pretty funny.

Especially if you evacuated your intestinal contents in front of everyone.

I'd laugh.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#26
Quote by LezPaulEpiphone
...How could you possibly die in a hilarious way?

Even worse, how could the people you leave behind laugh at your death?




Hang yourself with cheese wire but just before you jump off the chair, super glue your hands to the side of your head so that when the police find you it looks like you've pulled your head off
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R.I.P - Ronnie James Dio

1942-2010
#27
Quote by TheBurningFish
But, logically it carries that the longer you spend on the road, the more likely you are to crash. So, the faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road, and the less likely you are to crash.

That's ****ing science, maaaan.




Mind blown.
#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
okay, we'll make a bet:

If we meet in the afterlife, you owe me 500 heaven dollars. If we don't, I owe you 500 tree roots.

If we meet in the afterlife it definitely won't be in heaven, but you're on
#29
Quote by Alive@myfuneral
Hang yourself with cheese wire but just before you jump off the chair, super glue your hands to the side of your head so that when the police find you it looks like you've pulled your head off

Holy Christ on a glow in the dark bike, you're a genius.

If I kill myself, that's how it's going down.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#30
Quote by LezPaulEpiphone
...How could you possibly die in a hilarious way?

Even worse, how could the people you leave behind laugh at your death?


However I die, I know my friends will laugh about it, cos my friends are douchebags
#32
Quote by LezPaulEpiphone
...How could you possibly die in a hilarious way?

Even worse, how could the people you leave behind laugh at your death?



Watch the show 1000 Ways to Die and tell me there aren't hilarious ways to die.
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#33
Quote by metaldud536
Maybe you should start driving under the speed limits.

I don't drive yet. :/
#34
I want to be blown into a million little pieces.
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#35
well i think your brain can sense it coming if your naturally dying so releases the good vibes for make it more peaceful, forgot where i heard that

obviously were you to have a grenade shoved in your mouth this is void
#36
Nah. No matter how I die, I won't be among the living anymore, and that is the extent of that.
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#37
Quote by Ichikurosaki
obviously were you to have a grenade shoved in your mouth this is void

#38
wouldn't it be horrible if your "life" after death consisted of an eternity experiencing the feelings you felt prior to death? just a random postulate. i don't believe in any afterlife.
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#40
I don't think the afterlife exists.

But in the slim chance that it does I don't think I could ever be happy.

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