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#1
Take any movie
Pretend M Night Shyamalan made it
Describe what happens

If M Night Shyamalan made Forest Gump, than Forest just would have been insane and his entire story would have been a lie. When he leaves the bus stop to go to Jenny's place, he finds a man who looks and sounds an awful lot like Bubba dressed a government agent. He uses one of the memory erasers from Men In Black to erase his memory. He then send him back to the bus stop and causes the same process to repeat over and over.
#2
If M Night Shymalymalan made Jurassic Park, it would turn out that the dinosaurs had actually genetically engineered people.
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#4
lolwut

edit: ok, ill bite. if shamalamadingdong made Traitor, Don Cheadle woulda been a French double agent hired by MI6 to kill innocent Americans to divert attention from the BP oil spill.
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#5
Willy wonka was charlies real dad
the ring was actually a wedding ring (LOTR)
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#6
If M Night Shyamalan made Fight Club then Tyler Durden would have been real the whole time.
#7
If M Night Shyamalan had made the Lord of the Rings trilogy we would have had a film from Sauron's perspective involving his conflict to rid himself off his need of the one ring versus his absolute wanting of the one ring. Actually that would be quite interesting. Oh wait plot twist Frodo is Sauron.
#8
If M Night Shamanamabanananamama made Saving Private Ryan, Private Ryan would have ended up being Hitler in disguise.
#9
If M Night Shyamalan made Reservoir Dogs, Nice Guy Eddie would've been the undercover cop.
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#10
If M Night Shyamalan made a good movie oh wait..
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#11
If M Night Shyamalan made Star Wars, Yoda would have been Luke's real father. haha i like that story line better. "Luke. Your father I am."
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#12
The village would have actually been surrounded by aliens
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#13
If MNS made Dirty Harry, Zodiac would have been the cop luring Harry into a sting, to nail him for his gross abuse of power.

(Hurr Durr big surprise)
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If M Night Shyamalan made The Mist, the father would have told everyone in the car to go outside, even his son. Then he'd drive away since he had lied about there not being gas in the car.
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#15
Jaws: the shark is actually luke's father who had it's memory erased, and the boat was really a dead person all along.
#16
If M Night Shyamalan made The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis' character would've been dead all along.

Oh wait.
#17
If Shayamalan had made Inception, he would have told everyone outright if Cobb was in a dream at the end.
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If M Night Shyamalan made The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis' character would've been dead all along.

Oh wait.


his one good movie
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If M. Night Shama-llamas-with-hats made Oldboy, the octopus he ate would have been his daughter.
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#26
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his one good movie


...Apart from Unbreakable and Signs.

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Brilliant
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Jaws: the shark is actually luke's father who had it's memory erased, and the boat was really a dead person all along.


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#29
If he would have directed The Lord of the Rings, I would have not posted here for I would have shot and killed myself.
#30
The anti-Shyamalan bandwagon is hilarious.
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#31
If Shyamalan made War of the Worlds, the aliens would have died due to their susceptibility to water in the atmosphere.

Oh wait.
#32
If he made Lion King, we'd find out in the last 5 minutes that all the characters are furries living in an experimental furrie-con center, isolated from society and oblivious to the fact that they are actually fat, middle-aged white men dressed as animals.
#33
If M. Night Shaymalan (or whatever) made Pokemon, Ash was actually misty and misty was actually brock and brock was dead.
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#35
If M Night Shymalan made 2 girls 1 cup...
it would have been chocolate! What a twist!
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#36
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#37
If M. Night Shyalababababa made The Matrix, Morpheus would have been a green pill and Neo would have been the spoon that Trinity used to eat the oracle's cookies, and none of us would have realized it until she risks her life to eat the cookies in bullet time while the agents went back to their ruling post over the elves of Middle Earth.
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#38
If M. Night Shyamalan made Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, then Luke would have been his own father, and Darth Vader was just a figment of his imagination, like Fight Club.


Darth his polar opposite, and Luke had been living a lie for the past two hours of the movie.
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#39
If M. Night Shyamalan made The Big Lebowski, it would've turned out the entire story was all an LSD induced trip in the Dude's mind, leaving him drenched in piss and shit in a small brook in a forest somewhere.
Also, the movie would've sucked.

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