#1
What does the pit wear around the house to keep its feet warm?

I am looking to partake in the purchase of such a set of items!

EDIT: I have size 16 (Uk) feet :P so jhonnys wont work. And in keeping with the traditions of the pit I must still be able to masturbate whilst wearing them

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Last edited by IYanoplathizoI at Sep 25, 2010,
#2
Condoms.

EDIT: Size 16 (UK) condoms.
EDIT2: Woah, doesn't Ronald McDonald wear size 17 shoes?!
EDIT3: Wow, TS, you're really environmental, the way you edit the OP to save thread space
Last edited by denfilade at Sep 25, 2010,
#4
Socks.

/Thread

DoomdEdit: No, wait. Dont /Thread. WTF are jhonnys?
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#9
A nice a pair slippers from a hotel in Greece where a stayed once seven years ago. I don't if I was allowed to take them but it was a 5 star hotel, so it must have been a part of the package.
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#11
Quote by IYanoplathizoI
What does the pit wear around the house to keep its feet warm?

I am looking to partake in the purchase of such a set of items!

EDIT: I have size 16 (Uk) feet :P so jhonnys wont work. And in keeping with the traditions of the pit I must still be able to masturbate whilst wearing them



where on earth do you find shoes im a uk 13 and have enough trouble
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#12
Quote by IYanoplathizoI

EDIT: I have size 16 (Uk) feet :P so jhonnys wont work. And in keeping with the traditions of the pit I must still be able to masturbate whilst wearing them

I just looked up a size chart and it ended at 14.
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#13
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Socks.

/Thread

DoomdEdit: No, wait. Dont /Thread. WTF are jhonnys?

Johnnies = Condoms.
#14
Couldn't you use sleeping bags? childrens size would fit snuggly I reckon.
#18
I would advise clown shoes. They will look like you're wearing novelty slippers, but really you're wearing them because you have to.
#21
My grandmother knit me these wool socks that I can wear around.
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#23
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I actually have a pair like these.



Going barefoot won't help keep his feet warm!


...I'm sorry

What would a UK 16 be in US sizes?

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Last edited by AlecMag at Sep 25, 2010,
#25
Quote by AlecMag
Going barefoot won't help keep his feet warm!


...I'm sorry

What would a UK 16 be in US sizes?


I would say about a size 16-17 if I can read this wierd size chart correctly.
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#26
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I would say about a size 16-17 if I can read this wierd size chart correctly.


Holy balls.

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#27

You need some Freudian slippers
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#29
You know what they say about people with large feet, right? They have large shoes too.
True story.
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#30
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Socks.

/Thread

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#32
Quote by AlecMag
Going barefoot won't help keep his feet warm!


...I'm sorry

What would a UK 16 be in US sizes?

If my DC's are correct then US size is always UK size + 1.


#35
Footie Pajamas FTW.
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#36
moccasins or snow boots
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