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#1
Twinnings, whom I thought to be a responsible and well tea brewing company, were found advertising cold brewed teas for American citizens.

This is a truly troublesome outrage. Tea is not to be consumed cold. This is a decadent travesty. Those responsible are questionable threats to the true tea drinking society as it is a formidable and vile attack on our culture.

Let your disapproval be stated and explicated here.
Last edited by Craigo at Sep 25, 2010,
#2
Why do americans have to do everything differently? Or get made things for them differently...

Anyways, ew.
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#3
WHAT!!! This is an outrage!!!

I don't even like tea
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#4
Who the hell would drink cold tea? That sounds like something only a really retarded country would do.
#6
I have never had either iced or regular tea, because I live in America. I always thought Iced tea was gross because when I was 4 some kid through up while drinking it.
Last edited by bogeaqyt at Sep 25, 2010,
#7
Quote by Kensai
Why do americans have to do everything differently? Or get made things for them differently...

Anyways, ew.



Well, 'different' is just a euphemism for retarded.
#8
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#10
Iced tea is pretty cheap compared to soft drinks over here. I don't drink tea very much anyway, but i do prefer it hot.
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#11
Wait, do you mean iced tea?
Because homemade iced tea is amazing when made right, but the bottled stuff is universally disgusting.
#12
Cold tea is great with a meal
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#13
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Fetch the hounds, we shall hunt well tonight!

*blows bugle*

We must first finish our tea, lest it goes cold.


#14
Who the hell would want to drink cold tea? Heathens!
I say we do the most British thing we can - write them an angry but polite letter explaining our anger at this outrage. And we'll sit at home and complain about it too!
Last edited by Matt_Malmsteen at Sep 25, 2010,
#15
that's right, we've taken a symbol of your culture and put it over ice and mixed it with way too much sugar.


and we looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it.
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#16
I drink hot and cold tea.


wat
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#17
I'm not partial to a cup of tea my good sir, I much prefer some Hot Cocoa. Non-fair trade of course.
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#18
It's gross. Way too sugary, I prefer hot tea if I do have tea.
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#19
what madness is this ?
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#21
Arizona Iced Tea bitches! Best 99 cent drink in the world. Nothing beats a cold Arnold Palmer Half & Half on a hot day.
#22
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EDIT: Arizona is disgusting. The UK should invade because that stuff is an outrage to tea.
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Last edited by BladeSlinger at Sep 25, 2010,
#23
Hot or cold tea is fine with me.

I never even knew that people could dislike iced tea, tbh.
Last edited by guitaristren at Sep 25, 2010,
#26
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We must first finish our tea, lest it goes cold.

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#27
Quote by KeepOnRotting
This the most upset I've seen the Brits in a while. Guess you don't fuck with tea.


you'll probably burn your pecker if you try that.
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#28
Quote by Kensai
Why do americans have to do everything differently? Or get made things for them differently...

Anyways, ew.


This ^

It's something I've never understood. I saw an American news program a while ago in which the American interviewer was interviewing an Iraqi. The Iraqi pronounced 'his' country 'e-rack' yet even though the American had heard this example of it's pronunciation several times, he still insited on pronouncing it 'eye-rack'. Why?
#30
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you'll probably burn your pecker if you try that.

Not if the tea is cold. Maybe the americans are onto something after all...
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#31
I live in the south, so ive been drinkng iced sweet tea since birth.
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#32
Americans have done tea wrong ever since the Boston tea party, Tea goes into boiling water, not the sea!
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#33
Oh man, drinking tea cold is almost as bad as drinking beer warm!

I mean...uh....
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#34
Twinnings can go and set up in America for all I care, its all about the Yorkshire tea anyway!
#35
Coffee is far superior to tea anyways.
If you're gunna drink a hot beverage, drink the right hot beverage!
#36
Lemon ice tea is the only way tea is actually drinkable.
#37
Quote by ruiner9in
Twinnings can go and set up in America for all I care, its all about the Yorkshire tea anyway!

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#38
Quote by Evildude
Coffee is far superior to tea anyways.
If you're gunna drink a hot beverage, drink the right hot beverage!

Good joke.


This is a f*cking outrage. Tea should only be drunk whilst warm/hot.
#39
Quote by Evildude
Coffee is far superior to tea anyways.
If you're gunna drink a hot beverage, drink the right hot beverage!


you take that back !

Tea is the most delicious hot beverage ever...


actually it's hot chocolade.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#40
On a related subject, have any Brits here noticed the recent return of the 'Tetley Tea Folk'?

http://channelhopping.onthebox.com/2010/09/24/sold-tetley-tea-folk-return/


.....or am I the only one here that's old enough to remember the Tetley Tea Folk?
Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Sep 25, 2010,
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