#1
If you could die in a cool and awesome way, how would you do it?


I'd probably do it on a suicide mission against Bieber. Or against an evil do-er.

Same thing.


Do pit, go!
#2
i'd fall in a black hole
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#5
I'd like to die leading my army of armoured war elephants into battle. That would be sweet and badass. Oh, I'd be riding on the back of an armoured grizzly bear.
#8
an orgasm so big you explode

either that or dying peacefully in your sleep while listening to music
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#11
Go streaking at the Super Bowl, then right as security is about to tackle you, shoot yourself in the face.

Or another one that takes quite a bit of effort: become president and be assassinated. You will automatically become the most beloved president in history, no matter how shitty of a prez you actually were.
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#12
Having me kill you while wearing a tux.


I can class anything up.
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#14
Of old age, surrounded by loved ones.

Or by crashing a plane, piloted myself, into my luxury mansion because I was removing the sexiest woman alives bra with my teeth.
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#15
Someone said on a thread like this "I'd have my body catapulted into New York"

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My choice? On stage, or in a moshpit.
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I'd like to die leading my army of armoured war elephants into battle. That would be sweet and badass. Oh, I'd be riding on the back of an armoured grizzly bear.


go play warcraft
#19
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If you could die in a cool and awesome way, how would you do it?


I'd probably do it on a suicide mission against Bieber. Or against an evil do-er.

Same thing.


Do pit, go!


You're Bieber?
#20
Line up all the generic pop artists in a room at a "social gathering" and then just go on a mad shooting spree until you eventually kill yourself. I have no idea how though... Maybe you like, shoot Lady Gaga's face and the plastic repells the bullet or some shit.
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#23
It would be awesome to die whilst fapping.
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#26
Driving a car out of a plane then crashing to the ground in it. Bonus points if you land/crash the car wheels first.
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#27
1. Heroic death
2. ???
3. Profit
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#28
Shooting myself with a searchbar...

Dying whilst saving the life of someone you love, that would be the best way to go for me I think. Not so much for that other person, but hey... It would be better to save someone's life and then still be alive yourself as well
#30
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If you could die in a cool and awesome way, how would you do it?


I'd probably do it on a suicide mission against Bieber. Or against an evil do-er.

Same thing.


Do pit, go!



You'd die for Justin Bieber eh?
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#31
Sleep deprivation. I think it would be really cool to deal with all the side effects before dying.
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#33
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I'd want to die in an earthquake.

So basically you want a large vase to fall on your head? That seems like the lamest way to die ever.
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#34
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It would be awesome to die whilst fapping.

Many people do that, you know.

They try to choke themselves to make the climax more intense or something, and their parents find them lying dead in a pool of cum with a hand on their dick and a hand around their neck
#36
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So basically you want a large vase to fall on your head? That seems like the lamest way to die ever.


No way I meant more like falling into a giant crack in the ground and getting eaten by the Earth. I think that would be pretty cool.
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