#1
Just read a shit ton of baww stories today.. I though a thread would be neat.

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#2
Good job messing up the image, I am sure anyone will be glad to suffer severe eye damage to read through that pixelated wall of text.
#4
4chan huh?
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#5
yo dawg i know you aint about to be bringin them colors up in here!

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#8
that starmie is a cute piece of knit. And that is all he will ever be.

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#9
inb4 close.


you cry you lose bro
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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
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#11
Meh. I read it, and it's actually really sad.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#14
K.
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