#1
I was at a community fair today and I saw a clown.

Every time I see one of them I need to turn around.

I can't stand them. They make me uncomfortable.

If they get much too near to me I stiff up.

I've got no problem watching/reading IT, but if I see one of those in real life I get the willies.

Come one come all here to share your phobia or clowns.
#3
inb4 lots of scary clown pics.

EDIT:

It's okay! This one has boobs.

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#4
I just came here to say HOLY SHIT TS YOUR AVATAR IS AWESOME. 'Mon the biffff!

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#7
I like clowns I remember having nightmares about them as a kid, but I like them now.

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#8
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#9
i work in a cinema, and there was a women who was terrified of clowns. Her and her partner where in seeing The Dark Knight, and she kept coming to the bar eveytime the joker appeared on screen. i found it quite funny.
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#11
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inb4 lots of scary clown pics.

EDIT:

It's okay! This one has boobs.




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#12
I don't hate clowns, I just think they are not very responsible because they wear shoes that are way too big.
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#13
This is my place to shine!

I was just in a play where I got to play a clown who was haunting the main character.

At the start of the play I got to go out and scare the audience, and people where very impressed with my really scary insane laughter and speaking

If I get a picture of it I'll put it off, but my costume was basically based of Pennywise with a shirt that looked like it would've been worn by Prince.

I decided to call my character "The Clown formerly known as Pennywise"

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#14
I once made love to a female clown. It was weird because she twisted my penis into a poodle. But, if I'm honest. To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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#15
I don't mind cartoonish clowns like Ronald McDonald (even though I have typo'd his name as Gonad more than once)

Real clowns are scary though
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#17
Like I said, I don't mind pictures of them, or watching them on tv.

But show me one in real life and I'll run.