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#1
Title explains it all...
For me, I had this raging boner in my ELA class, and my teacher, who isn't attractive.. at all... Asked me to come out to the hallway to talk for a moment. So I had to get up, and kinda 'fix my shirt' aka pull it down over my boner the best I could. When I was sure no one could see I tucked it into the waistband. As she talked to me, I instantly lost my boner.

Terrible timing, to have the most raging boner I've ever had.

Your experiences?
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#5
Bus boner + old pregnant woman standing beside you waiting to give up your seat =awkward
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Are you hinting at something,,?
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#7
When you go up to present something in class
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Well he's not a bad teacher, it just seems like he really doesn't know an awful lot about what he's teaching...
#9
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Are you hinting at something,,?


Either that i get turned on by small children or that i love you, whichever is more appropriate
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#11
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Either that i get turned on by small children or that i love you, whichever is more appropriate


I wish I was a small child so I could make an awesome witty statement. But I am not. But you do love me? That's great. I now have a boner... How awkward of me.
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#12
on the school bus. you're watching phone porn and the guy notices the strange bulge...Doesn't help if he told you earlier he thinks you're gay....
#13
Sorry, forgot to use the search bar.
And sorry for double post.
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#14
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Oh come on. That's over a year old.

The worst time would be if you have a your cat or dog on your lap. I can't imagine how disgusting I'd feel if that happened to me.
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#15
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When you go up to present something in class

Happened to me.


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#16
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Happened to me.

I had to perform a song in front of a class of 25. With a boner. Thankfully, acoustic guitars cover pretty much everything
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#17
Probably in a crowded train or bus when your standing up. Then a person may not see you have a boner but there would be other ways..
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#19
Nah, the bulge is pretty obvious.


EDIT: OT, one of the worst times is whilst playing sports and the rub of your boxers on your dick feels horribly good. You have to quickly readjust before it gets too bad, concentrate on the game as much as possible and, if need be, try to move as little as possible until it's gone.
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#21
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I just stick my hand in my pocket and hold it back.


yea, I bet no one will notice you touching your dick through your pocket.
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#23
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I had to perform a song in front of a class of 25. With a boner. Thankfully, acoustic guitars cover pretty much everything

My double necked, triple body acoustic guitar isn't big enough to hide my huge penis.


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#24
By far the worst time to get one would be when talking to a girl. I cannot think of any personal experiences.
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#25
I saw a FML the other day where the guy got up to give a presentation to his entire company. He had a boner, and when he went to flip it up into his waistband his head poked out of his pants and he did his whole presentation like that.
#26
that's hilarious(ly sick)
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#28
I never get them in awkward places anymore. Though I tend to get them when i've just woken up (as do all guys I believe) and because I share a room with my brother I have to wait for it to go before getting out of bed, so it's getting awkward explaining to my Dad (who I work with for the time being) why I never get up when my alarm goes off.
#29
Better than having shrinkage in the locker room
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#33
When I'm with my gay friends.
They start tossing me off
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#34
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Thinking about politics kills my boner pretty quickly.


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Well he's not a bad teacher, it just seems like he really doesn't know an awful lot about what he's teaching...
#35
Worst time to get a boner is when you're a girl

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#37
When you're with your girlfriend setting up a Christmas tree and you go to grab ornaments from her sister and she pulls your hand in on her boobs 'accidentally'... That shit was awkward as fudge
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#39
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When you're with your girlfriend setting up a Christmas tree and you go to grab ornaments from her sister and she pulls your hand in on her boobs 'accidentally'... That shit was awkward as fudge

Epic


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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