#4
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#5
This is assuming that if aliens ever come here they will actually be interested in talking rather than testing out their death ray
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#6
Good, with all the aliens that have been trying to contact earth it's a great step towards progress that the one world government is finally admitting that aliens exist and will hopefully apologise for the persecution they have faced over the last few years in laboratories.

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#9
It never ceases to amaze me at how stupid people are.
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#11
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I assume she is getting paid for this too.

What a waste.


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#12
In reality her role is "the one who first meets the seemingly peaceful aliens and then is immediately vaporized, revealing thealiens as bad dudes."
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#13
Well at least we won't be empty handed when they say "take us to your leader"
#14
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Yay, casual racism.


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#16
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^
OT: Odds are, aliens aren't gonna speak any of our languages. If she can't understand what the aliens are saying, she's gonna be pretty useless

Odds are if aliens can travel through solar systems to meet other civilizations, they'll have developed some algorithm that can decipher the English/whatever language into their own. It's not like they know how to travel at near the speed of light and they don't know how to learn other languages. Be smart.

Speaking about being smart, this ambassador thing isn't. :/
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#17
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#18
I'm leaning more towards Stephen Hawking's prediction. In that case, the space ambassador should be a giant nuclear missile.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
Why not.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#21
Quote by Will Swanson
Why pick a female? The aliens will think we're all weak.

so they aren't threatened by our vastly inferior technology.
#23
The fact we did not choose Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Christopher Lee or Ray Kurzweil disappoints me.
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#25
I thought we already had one.
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#27
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Why pick a female? The aliens will think we're all weak.


This is assuming aliens have more than one sex. The concept of having a Male and Female could be completely new to these aliens.
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#29
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This is assuming aliens have more than one sex. The concept of having a Male and Female could be completely new to these aliens.


They could be like the Asaris from mass effect.

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#30
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They could be like the Asaris from mass effect.


They could be like Pit Monkeys.
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#33
"Mommy, what job do you have?"
"I lead the human race against a potential alien invasion."
If she has kids, of course, that would be one epic career day.
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#34
This is out of this world. Seriously, was everyone in the UN just spaced out when this was approved?


I know.
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#35
Patrick Stewart should be a space ambassador too.
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