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#1
Figured if I don't do it, it will take a long time until somebody would.

So here we are, once again, differentiating ourselves from the grand UG community, because, let's face it, we're so much better than them! Well, I am, and a select few of you, but you get the point.

Some basic suggestions first:

1. Every time there is one of these things, some funny guy decides to post his name in all the categories. This used to be funny, but not really anymore. Come on guys, post a proper vote...

2. When we voted for the Albums of The 00's, some of you decided that it would be great to count the votes waaay before the voting ended. As we all know, that was very fun. DON'T DO THIS! I just may decide to collapse this thread and restart the votes through PM's if you do this, so save me the trouble, cause believe it or not, I do have better things to do than this. Honest.
In short, DON'T COUNT THE VOTES BEFORE WE'RE DONE! And if you do, DON'T TELL ANYBODY!

3. Try to keep spam at a minimum. We have 2 chat threads already, so do me a favor, take all the discussion over there.


Happy voting! Idiots...


User of The Year
Best New User (2009 and later)
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier)
Funniest User
Most Boring User
Friendliest User
Meanest User
Most Missed User
Iconic Avatar
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag
Most Improved User
Smartest User
Dumbest User
Underrated User
Overrated User
Biggest Contributor
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis
Gayest User
Most Miserable User
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever
Biggest Unwarranted Ego
Biggest Justified Ego
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Best Forum Moment

ADDED CATEGORIES (pain in the ass for editing your posts courtesy of illumintiano)
Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music
Biggest Elitist
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that
Most Likely to be into bestiality
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting
Grumpiest User
Best Yank/Canuck
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant


I'll leave out the best albums and stuff, as 2010 isn't over yet.

ON 00:00 (Israel time), OCTOBER 7TH, THIS THREAD WILL BE LOCKED. ANY EDITS THAT GET SLIPPED IN AFTER THAT HOUR WILL BE IGNORED, AND IF I'M IN A PARTICULARLY ROTTEN MOOD, THE ENTIRE EDITTING USER'S VOTES WILL BE IGNORED. SO KEEP IT PUNCTUAL, DICKWARTS.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
Last edited by dead-fish at Sep 27, 2010,
#2
Someone vote for me, even if it's for the 'worst thread' award. It makes no sense but i'd still tingle in my pants.
Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

Quote by the_white_bunny
all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#3
Can I just say, before I start, that I'm absolutely delighted to know that dead-fish is about to spend hours of his life toiling over this.

User of The Year: Freddaaah, if he'll give me his number.
Best New User (2009 and later): Cheeselord
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier): Dyer's Eve
Funniest User: Eazy-c
Most Boring User: Probably me.
Friendliest User: fallenangel
Meanest User:
Most Missed User: Shredhead396
Iconic Avatar: ...insideac
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here: Stranglehold
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag: Conservationist
Most Improved User: Cambyses
Smartest User: The Europeans, obviously.
Dumbest User: The yanks, obviously.
Underrated User: Deplorable
Overrated User: ron666
Biggest Contributor: Magero
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis:
Gayest User: Probably me again, isn't it.
Most Miserable User: Dead-fish has cheered up. This is now genuinely hard.
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever:
Biggest Unwarranted Ego: morbid_death
Biggest Justified Ego:
Best Thread: Album of the decade results.
Worst Thread: isabiggles. Failing that, the deathcore thread.
Best Forum Moment: All things concerning Album of the Decade. Great idea, results entertaining.

All liable to change, if I can be bothered, or if anyone sends me a fiver.

And more.

Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music: Marskell
Biggest Elitist: Cambyses
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that: Just about everyone.
Most Likely to be into bestiality: MHDrunk
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting: Marskell
Grumpiest User
Best Yank/Canuck: VG
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie: Stranglehold/Stranglehold/Magero
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant: Illuminatio lolol
Last edited by webbtje at Sep 26, 2010,
#4
Quote by webbtje

Most Miserable User: Dead-fish has cheered up. This is now genuinely hard.

Cheered up? Me? I don't feel any different...
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#5
User of The Year: Deplorable
Best New User (2009 and later): Ron666
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier): Progbass
Funniest User: webbtje
Most Boring User: The Wildchild
Friendliest User: fallenangel
Meanest User: Dylar
Most Missed User: VampireGoldfish
Iconic Avatar: Fallen
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here: Magero or Severed-Survival
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag: The Wildchild
Most Improved User: ron666
Smartest User: Fred
Dumbest User: Marksell (but I still love you)
Underrated User: Marksell
Overrated User: Dead-Fish (Edit: No, in retrospect I feel bad about this. Dead-fish is easily one of the better users here)
Biggest Contributor: Magero
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis: The Wildchild
Gayest User: Magero
Most Miserable User: Dead-Fish, through Webb does it with more style.
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever: The Wildchild
Biggest Unwarranted Ego: KoK
Biggest Justified Ego: Webb or Strangles
Best Thread: Rec thread.
Worst Thread: deathcore
Best Forum Moment: Me impersonating Alter-bridge.

Stuff will probably change
Last edited by jibran at Oct 31, 2010,
#7
I'll bite.

User of The Year - Deplorable

Best New User (2009 and later) - ron666

Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - fallenangel20

Funniest User - severed-metal

Most Boring User - Cambyses

Friendliest User - fallenangel20

Meanest User - dead-fish

Most Missed User - Haven't been around long enough

Iconic Avatar - fallenangel20

User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - SeveredSurvival

Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - The Wildchild

Most Improved User - TheReverend724

Smartest User - ctfod

Dumbest User - piratemetalhead (since he's usually drunk/high)

Underrated User - illuminatiano

Overrated User - romencer17

Biggest Contributor - duncang

Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis -

Gayest User - severed-metal

Most Miserable User - dead-fish

User You'd Most Like Gone Forever - Chrony

Biggest Unwarranted Ego - dead-fish

Biggest Justified Ego - webbtje

Best Thread - Post/Experimental Metal

Worst Thread - any thread made by a noob

Best Forum Moment -

Will edit in blank ones if I think of any.
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#8
User of The Year - illuminatiano

Best New User (2009 and later) - SeveredSurvival (Hockey brethren)

Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - Magero

Funniest User - Magero

Most Boring User

Friendliest User - Deplorable

Meanest User

Most Missed User -VampireGoldfish (doesn't post as much, not gone, just missing)

Iconic Avatar - progbass

User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here -
Magero ( )

Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag- Conservationist

Most Improved User - DimebagLivesOn (as in he's started posting here more, which is
an improvement. )

Smartest User - dead-fish

Dumbest User - Dylar

Underrated User - Deplorable

Overrated User - freddaahh ()

Biggest Contributor - Magero

Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis - Marskell

Gayest User - severed-metal

Most Miserable User - dead-fish (gotta hold your title, man)

User You'd Most Like Gone Forever

Biggest Unwarranted Ego

Biggest Justified Ego - dead-fish

Best Thread - Post/Experimental Metal Thread

Worst Thread - Any of the "Check out *insert non-metal/non-metal forum band*!
They rule!" threads.

Best Forum Moment - ron666

+


Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music - fallenangel20 (I figured if I'm going to vote for myself, do it right.)

Biggest Elitist - Nebiru (its still 2008, right guise?)

Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that - illuminatiano

Most Likely to be into bestiality - severed-metal

Most Likely to be under the influence while posting - Marksell

Grumpiest User- dead-fish

Best Yank/Canuck: progbass

Best: Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie: Deplorable

Best Non-English Speaking Immigrant- illuminatiano (yes, he's in the US, but he IS an immigrant. )
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
Last edited by fallenangel20 at Sep 27, 2010,
#9
User of The Year - severed-metal
Best New User (2009 and later) - ron666
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - fallenangel20
Funniest User - Stranglehold
Friendliest User - fallenangel20
Meanest User - deady, he is Jew Pesci
Most Missed User - Slaytantic
Iconic Avatar - webbtje (just the Felix bit)
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - Magero
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - fallenangel20
Most Improved User - Dylar
Smartest User - webbtje, he uses lots of big words
Dumbest User - WarSpeedPower
Biggest Contributor - Dyer's Eve
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis
Gayest User - severed-metal
Most Miserable User - dead-fish
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever - severed-metal
Biggest Unwarranted Ego - King of Kumbucha
Biggest Justified Ego - ctfod
Best Thread - Munting, and its ancestors
Worst Thread - Deathcore thread
Best Forum Moment - When ron666 posts


Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Smartest User - ctfod

what

Extra Categories

Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music - Romencer
Biggest Elitist - COntraband
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that - freddaaahhh
Most Likely to be into bestiality - severed-metal
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting - Marskell
Grumpiest User - dead-fish
Best Yank/Canuck - Yank would be progbass, canuck would be severed, overall though, severed. Sorry, Matt
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie - Limey, me, obviously. Leprechaun is Strangles, and Aussie, me again since I have ual citizenship. But I guess to be fair, Strangles overall.
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant - dead-fish speaks the queen's english better than quite a few people with it as their native language
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
Last edited by ctfod at Sep 27, 2010,
#10
Quote by ctfod
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - fallenangel20

I knew you were going to do it, you aristocratic bastard.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#11
Thus far...

User of The Year: Webbtje, take me in your arms. (totally PMed my phone number)
Best New User (2009 and later): MoogleRancha, only just realised he's 09.
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier): we_built_a_tree
Funniest User: Eazy-c
Most Boring User
Friendliest User: severed-metal
Meanest User: Stranglehold, none more violent
Most Missed User: unfathomable_bo
Iconic Avatar: ctfod
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here: Technicolour
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag: Stranglehold
Most Improved User: andyscoot
Smartest User: Jibran
Dumbest User
Underrated User: Jibran
Overrated User
Biggest Contributor: Dead-Fish
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis: severed-metal
Gayest User: king_of_kumbucha
Most Miserable User
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever
Biggest Unwarranted Ego: postmortem2006
Biggest Justified Ego: Conservationist, obviously. True interlects.
Best Thread: Agalloch
Worst Thread: Any threads related to Pantera
Best Forum Moment: Zionism

And more...


Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music: eazy-c, he just goes on about Wu Tang.
Biggest Elitist: Stranglehold
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that: Annihislater
Most Likely to be into bestiality: Vermintide
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting: Stranglehold
Grumpiest User
Best Yank/Canuck: Progbass
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie: Dyers/Stranglehold/Jibran
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant: Illuminatiano
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
Last edited by freddaahh at Sep 29, 2010,
#12
I'm most likely not allowed to vote in this, being a newcomer and all, but whatevs.


User of The Year: romencer17
Best New User (2009 and later): ron666
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier): Magero
Funniest User: severed-metal
Most Boring User:
Friendliest User: Deplorable
Meanest User:
Most Missed User:
Iconic Avatar: progbass
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here: Magero
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag:
Most Improved User: ron666
Smartest User: dead-fish
Dumbest User: Dylar
Underrated User: Deplorable
Overrated User: severed-metal
Biggest Contributor: Magero
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis:
Gayest User: severed-metal
Most Miserable User: Dead-fish
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever:
Biggest Unwarranted Ego:
Biggest Justified Ego:
Best Thread: Album of the decade results.
Worst Thread: anything by isabiggles ( )
Best Forum Moment: ron666


Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music: Fredahhh
Biggest Elitist: Contraband
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that: Fredahhh
Most Likely to be into bestiality: severed-metal
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting:
Grumpiest User: dead-fish
Best Yank/Canuck:
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie: Magero
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant:
Last edited by Cheeselord at Sep 27, 2010,
#13
Quote by ctfod

what

First person I thought of, you come off as pretty intelligent to me
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#14
User of The Year - Riffmast
Best New User (2009 and later) - ron666
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - VampireGoldfish
Funniest User - severed-metal
Most Boring User - mooglerancha
Friendliest User - fallenangel20
Meanest User - dead-fish
Most Missed User - insideac (him and his silly real life)
Iconic Avatar - severed-metal
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - magero
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - illuminatianno/DimebagLivesOn/Magero (respectively)
Most Improved User - steve08
Smartest User - all those europeans!
Dumbest User - marskell
Underrated User - Riffmast
Overrated User - mooglerancha
Biggest Contributor - dyer's eve
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis - thewildchild
Gayest User - severed-metal
Most Miserable User - dead-fish
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever
Biggest Unwarranted Ego - dylar
Biggest Justified Ego - dead-fish
Best Thread - albums of the decade results
Worst Thread - bubonic_chronic's thread on metal and politics
Best Forum Moment - ron666

Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music: MoogleRancha
Biggest Elitist: Contraband
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that: MoogleRancha
Most Likely to be into bestiality: severed-metal
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting: magero
Grumpiest User: dead-fish
Best Yank/Canuck: Riffmast
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie: Magero
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant:
Biggest Chump: Mooglerancha
Most trve - Riffmast
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
Last edited by romencer17 at Sep 27, 2010,
#15
Oh yeah! Another year of me getting absolutely no votes!

Will edit in later.

I stand corrected, Thanks illumi

User of The Year - **** if i know
Best New User (2009 and later) - ron666
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) -
Funniest User - severed - metal
Most Boring User
Friendliest User - Fallenangel
Meanest User - Dead-fish
Most Missed User - Slay needs to come back
Iconic Avatar - Nelsean
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - Severed Survival
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - Illumisomethingoranother
Most Improved User
Smartest User - Technicolour
Dumbest User - Markskell
Underrated User - Me dammit
Overrated User -
Biggest Contributor - Dyers eve
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis - The wildchild
Gayest User - severed - metal
Most Miserable User - dead - fish
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever -
Biggest Unwarranted Ego - dylar
Biggest Justified Ego - KingofKuchumba
Best Thread - Munting
Worst Thread - everything that attracts lurkers
Best Forum Moment -
ADDED CATEGORIES (pain in the ass for editing your posts courtesy of illumintiano)
Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music - Fallenangel
Biggest Elitist - Cambysess
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that
Most Likely to be into bestiality - severed-metal
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting - Markskell
Grumpiest User - Dead-fish
Best Yank/Canuck - severed-metal
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie - strangles
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
Last edited by CG Man16 at Sep 27, 2010,
#16
User of The Year - progbass
Best New User (2009 and later) - DimebagLivesOn
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - eazyc
Funniest User - webbtj
Most Boring User - CG Man 16
Friendliest User - fallenangel
Meanest User - Contraband
Most Missed User - Vampiregoldfish
Iconic Avatar - fallenangel
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - Magero
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - Magero
Most Improved User - jibran
Smartest User - Deplorable
Dumbest User - Warspeedpower
Underrated User - andyscoot
Overrated User - ctfod
Biggest Contributor - Dyer's Eve
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis - The Wildchild
Gayest User - ctfod
Most Miserable User - dead-fish
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever - Warspeedpower
Biggest Unwarranted Ego -
Biggest Justified Ego -
Best Thread - album of 00's
Worst Thread - favorite metal genre thread
Best Forum Moment - ron666

Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music -
Biggest Elitist - Contraband
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that - eazyc
Most Likely to be into bestiality - Dyer's Eve
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting - piratemetalhead
Grumpiest User - dead-fish
Best Yank/Canuck - fallenangel420
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie - Deplorable
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant - webbtj
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
Last edited by illuminatiano at Sep 27, 2010,
#18
Quote by fallenangel20

^If my bullet points aren't allowed, let me know. I will change them.

*Notification*.
I can't be arsed to do all of those in seperate categories.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#19
Quote by dead-fish
*Notification*.
I can't be arsed to do all of those in seperate categories.

10-4

Changing now.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#21
Quote by jibran
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier): romencer17 or Progbass


I didn't actually start posting here till May 2009 so techincally I'm still a newbie.
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#22
Quote by romencer17
I didn't actually start posting here till May 2009 so techincally I'm still a newbie.


I had an account from 2006 once.
Figures are figures, though I'll remove you if you want me to then.
#23
don't really care, just sayin' cause i'm not really a "veteran user"
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#24
User of The Year - fallenangel20
Best New User (2009 and later) - Cambyses
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - we_built_a_tree
Funniest User - Cambyses
Most Boring User - Contraband
Friendliest User - jibran
Meanest User - Dylar
Most Missed User - VampireGoldfish
Iconic Avatar - progbass
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - Magero (who the **** else was I going to write?)
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - illuminatiano
Most Improved User - DimebagLivesOn
Smartest User - webbtje
Dumbest User - shredhead396
Underrated User - unet
Overrated User - ron666
Biggest Contributor - Dyer's Eve (well, he was...)
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis - shredhead396
Gayest User - severed-metal
Most Miserable User - we_built_a_tree
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever -
Biggest Unwarranted Ego - romencer17
Biggest Justified Ego - dead-fish
Best Thread - Post/Experimental metal Thread
Worst Thread - Djent - Opinions?
Best Forum Moment - Nelsean joining the mod crew
ADDED CATEGORIES (pain in the ass for editing your posts courtesy of illumintiano)
Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music - illuminatiano
Biggest Elitist - Contraband
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that - fallenangel20
Most Likely to be into bestiality - severed-metal
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting - piratemetalhead
Grumpiest User - morbid_death
Best Yank/Canuck - progbass
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie - Stranglehold
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant - dead-fish
Last edited by Deplorable at Oct 1, 2010,
#25
Forgot to mention:

VOTING ENDS ON OCTOBER 7TH.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#26
So a guy posts a few dozen animal penises and he's suddenly into beastiality?

Pricks.


User of The Year Dyer's Eve
Best New User (2009 and later) ron666
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) Spynal
Funniest User Stranglehold
Most Boring User AnnihSlater
Friendliest User andyscoot
Meanest User postmortem2006
Most Missed User TheMantipede
Iconic Avatar fallenangel20
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here Cianyx
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag illuminatiano
Most Improved User romencer17
Smartest User dead-fish
Underrated User the_burning_angel
Biggest Contributor dyer's eve
Gayest User Andreas QUEERSTALKER (we_built_a_tree)
Biggest Unwarranted Ego ctfod
Biggest Justified Ego VampireGoldfish
Best Thread Myung on UG
Best Forum Moment When I posted pics of ctfod telling everyone he's a gay boy

Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music Magero
Biggest Elitist Nebiru
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that linfield4466
Most Likely to be into bestiality fallenangel20, Deplorable, CG_Man16 in a fourway with a Donkey (HOW DOES IT FEEL.)
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting Cambyses
Best Yank/Canuck progbass
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie Deplorable
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant ctfod

Zinged, also honourable mentions to \powerslave/, penisaur and The Virtuoso. Ya bastards rarely post anymore.
Last edited by severed-metal at Sep 28, 2010,
#29
User of The Year - Stranglehold
Best New User (2009 and later) - The Wildchild
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier) - Kepulix
Funniest User - severed_metal
Most Boring User - andyscoot
Friendliest User - fallenangel20
Meanest User - Dylar
Most Missed User - VampireGoldfish
Iconic Avatar - progbass
User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here - Magero
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag - illuminatiano (bandwagon lololol)
Most Improved User - jibran
Smartest User - Conservationist
Dumbest User - lilboisX3
Underrated User - Emenius Sleepus
Overrated User - we_built_a_tree
Biggest Contributor - Stranglehold
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis - The Wildchild
Gayest User - severed_metal
Most Miserable User - dead-fish
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever -
Biggest Unwarranted Ego -
Biggest Justified Ego -
Best Thread - Black Metal
Worst Thread - Any n00b created thread that subsequently gets flooded by lurkers
Best Forum Moment - ShredHead396's fanboyism and his obvious duplicate accounts

Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music - MoogleRancha
Biggest Elitist - AzureNight
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that - MoogleRancha
Most Likely to be into bestiality - severed_metal
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting - Cambyses
Grumpiest User - we_built_a_tree
Best Yank/Canuck - VampireGoldfish
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie - Deplorable
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant -
I can take a road that'll see me through.
#30
Quote by jibran


They don't mean it Contraband.


Let's be honest, I'm not exactly on friendly terms with most users on these boards.


Friendliest User: Deplorable
Meanest User: me
Funniest User: severed-metal
Biggest Unwarranted Ego: morbid-death
Most Missed User: Dylar
Underrated User: Conservationist
Best New User (2009 and later): MoogleRancha
Best Veteran User: linfield4466
Other users who don't suck ****: Riffmast, Stranglehold
Biggest fag: Magero


Quite frankly, none of the other categories could ever boil down to only one individual, so I left them.
I've found Jesus
Last edited by Contraband at Sep 28, 2010,
#31
They don't take kindly to how you treat the false Danny
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#32
I feel guilty that I put you as meanest user now.

DAMMIT, YOU MANIPULATIVE ASS.

Editt: oh wait, I put you as most boring...

it's only when you start ranting.
#33
/long rant about how you'd think differently if you really knew me.


Nah, I'm a huge asshole in real life.
I've found Jesus
#35
Quote by Magero
My problem is that all of you are various parts of my subconscious, given corporeal forms and now I have to pick and judge between you all.

I know what you mean, and I've done this, too, basically.

But, for me, I just kind of pick whoever springs to mind first, and, if someone get bent out of shape, it's not like it's THAT big of a deal. It's an arbitrary internet poll. At the end of the day, it's not like you've stricken them out of your consciousness because you didn't vote them for "Best Fart Joke of 2010".

Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#36
so far i've been more surprised and confused about some of the shit i've been voted. especially cheeseguy voting me user of 2010...
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#37
I'm surprised that RiffoftheBeast's "Chuck Shuldiner was murdered by the government" didn't make anyone's Best Forum Moment vote.
#38
Quote by romencer17
gotta split up the scenester/poser/hipster award, because cedric wins the hipster award but not quite the other two.


please deady
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#39
User of The Year: Deplorable
Best New User (2009 and later)
Best Veteran User (2007 and earlier)
Funniest User: Magero
Most Boring User: Marskell
Friendliest User
Meanest User
Most Missed User: Diminishedfifththingy
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User Who Really Belongs to The Hardcore/Modern Rock Forums Rather Than Here: Magero
Hipster/Poser/Scenekid Douchebag
Most Improved User
Smartest User
Dumbest User
Underrated User
Overrated User
Biggest Contributor
Thread Derailer Into Moronopolis
Gayest User
Most Miserable User
User You'd Most Like Gone Forever
Biggest Unwarranted Ego
Biggest Justified Ego
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Best Forum Moment
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Most Likely To Not Talk About Metal Music
Biggest Elitist
Most Openminded, except for crap like mainstream pop, hip-hop, country, electronic, but totally down with stuff like jazz and blues and classical and stuff like that
Most Likely to be into bestiality
Most Likely to be under the influence while posting
Grumpiest User
Best Yank/Canuck
Best Limey/Leprechaun/Aussie
Best None-English Speaking Immigrant
"We carry death out of the village!"