#1
i want to do something to it but I don't know what

chops?
goatee?
grow it into a wizard level beard?
#3
^ too true.

PS I your sig
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#6
How do we even know you have a beard?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#7
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Only these are acceptable




and this. definately this. So hawt



I smell a weird fetish.

Quote by Jackal58
How do we even know you have a beard?


Also this. Who knows if I'm truly bearded? How would you know it was some random thing I put in my name and now completely regret it because it sounds retarded?
#9
Wizard beard. that is the only option.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#10
Quote by Bearded_Seth
I smell a weird fetish.


That's not a weird fetish! Now vore, THAT'S a weird fetish...

#13


That's a beard.
Call me Cam
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I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
#14


Something like this.
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#15
wizard beard, and get a pointy hat
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#16
Quote by splamron


That's a beard.
Isn't that the "I AM A MOTHER****ER" guy who whopped that hoodlums ass on that train? Best youtube video hero ever.
#17
Quote by barden1069


Something like this.
Candy not included.

And kudos for the Omni reference in your sig.
#19
Depends on what you're looking to achieve with it. If you want a little sexy something to attract the ladies at the beach try this, it's worked for me for years:
#21
Quote by sickstring11
Depends on what you're looking to achieve with it. If you want a little sexy something to attract the ladies at the beach try this, it's worked for me for years:
words cannot describe my confusion and amazement
#23
1) Shave it
2) Get girls to notice you
3) **** bitches
4) ???
5) Profit.
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So last year, I put some potatoes in this jar and forgot about them. Today, I found them, and when I opened the jar, there is a puddle at the bottom and it smells like alcohol. If I drink this, do you think I will die, or have I made potato vodka?
#24
Quote by TJM2482
words cannot describe my confusion and amazement


There's one of a guy that has a straight line from the middle of his his lip all the way down through his pubes.

#25
Quote by FireReaction
i want to do something to it but I don't know what

chops?
goatee?
grow it into a wizard level beard?

i can NEVER read this word the same way anymore, i always read it as Goatsee

and Stevehouse pretty much hit the nail on the head
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#26
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
There's one of a guy that has a straight line from the middle of his his lip all the way down through his pubes.
that ain't nothin', homeboy needs some detours in his road to glory
#27
Handlebars,
/thread.
Quote by tacaco1000
yes, babies tend to become a blue gooey liquid when kept inside a plastic bottle in the dark for a year.
#29
Quote by gacharya
1) Shave it
2) Get girls to notice you
3) **** bitches
4) ???
5) Profit.

This. No facial hair makes you look younger. Unless that would be a bad thing for you.

It's not a bad thing for you right ts?
Impossible is just a word people say to make themselves feel better when they quit.
Vyse the Legend