#1
Hell yes.

Reverse cowgirl.
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#3
Are you trying to make a thread in which all UGers post? Of course I like sex!
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#4
sex? no that's for nasty people
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#5
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Are you trying to make a thread in which all UGers post? Of course I like sex!

;D

this man is smart.
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#6
Eh, it's okay. I prefer the term gender though.
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#9
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Are you trying to make a thread in which all UGers post? Of course I like sex!


3/4 of the pit are virgins, (according to a poll posted here 2 months or so ago) so they can give us no valid input what so ever.

Anyways, sex is pretty rad.

And doggy style's my favourite, but especially the variation of it, where her ass is in the air, and it looks like I'm trying to leap-frog over her.

Horrible way to describe it, and I'd love to post a picture, but I don't think that'll go over well.
#11
Phone Sex.

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
.


<= last.fm


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Everyone is cunts.
#14
I'm a virgin and am in no rush


though doggie style intrigues me
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#15
I'm bragging about having sex to people on the internet! Don't you wish you were as cool as me?
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#16
The Laser Chainsaw. Pretty badass.
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#18
Doggy ftw

edit: what the **** is the laser chainsaw sounds pretty brutal
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#20
Sex Thread.

Anyway here are some random positions to try:
- Motown Jackhammer
- Brazilian slime-worm
- angry dragon (dont get me started on this one )
- Compton Carwash (for those in So-cal)
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#21
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ITT: TS just lost his virginity.

All kidding aside, you'd be the first in the pit to do so.



:/ I feel defending against this will only bring ridicule :/ but it's not true, i was just thinking about it
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#22
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Doggy ftw

edit: what the **** is the laser chainsaw sounds pretty brutal


Knock her down. Attach a laser pointer on your chainsaw. Hack your way through. Brutal.
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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#25
I'm really into closed thread. Feels super good.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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