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#1
So right now, I really need to take a leak, but I'm way to lazy. I'm considering going in a slushie cup that is by me. What do you guy's do when you really need to pee, but don't want to go to the bathroom?
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#2
I usually whip out my dick over the toilet and let loose playing firefighter
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#4
Go into the woods, i normally have to pee whilst im walking so its the fastest solution
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#9
Don't judge me, guys.. this might sound weird, but when I need to go pee... I... uh...


>_>

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I PEE




There, I've said it.
#10
You guy's are all dicks. xD
I'm sorry that my bathroom is all the way upstairs. I have to go to one end of the house. Up the stairs, then to the other end of the house.
I'm lazy ok?
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#11
When i was younger i used to pee in peoples shoes and blame their dog
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#13
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Unless your 800 kilos, im sure you can make it to the bathroom.



My bathroom is 800 kilometres away. Seriously.
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You guy's are all dicks. xD
I'm sorry that my bathroom is all the way upstairs. I have to go to one end of the house. Up the stairs, then to the other end of the house.
I'm lazy ok?


im sorry your house is so big you cant make it into the restroom
#16
That's pretty lazy.
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im sorry your house is so big you cant make it into the restroom


It's not all that big, it's just a hassle to do all that work to just go pee. Lolol.

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Dude, that's like... Ridiculous... How hard is it to get up for 3 minutes to piss?

However, when I am in the car or somewhere that doesn't have a bathroom less than 20 feet away, I use gatorade bottles or just piss in a secluded area.



3 minutes? You sir, need a prostate exam.
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#21
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Because you won't ****ing get up to take a piss, that's why


Lol I was merely asking what others did when they didn't want to go to the bathroom and then they are douchebags about it. xD
But only 1 or 2 people actually answered my question, which is annoying. The others just bashed me.
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#22
I need to piss right now but i'm holding it until I feel like I really really need to go. That usually happens when I start wiggling my legs.
#24
I drink an entire bottle of water, then see how long I can wait with that on top of my already full bladder. If it doesn't get much worse I'll whip out the beer too.

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#25
Kids are just getting lazier, eh?
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#27
I hate to admit the magnitude of my laziness, but I know how you feel.


Sometimes it makes me wish that you could ask a friend to do it for you. You know, like if maybe he/she is getting up to pee already...just "Hey, since youre heading there already, do you mind taking my piss too?" you know..like somehow pass it off. I danno.

Kind of like that one friend that gets up to refill his drink, and then all the other friends pass off their empty drinks to him to be refilled.
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#28
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I hate to admit the magnitude of my laziness, but I know how you feel.


Sometimes it makes me wish that you could ask a friend to do it for you. You know, like if maybe he/she is getting up to pee already...just "Hey, since youre heading there already, do you mind taking my piss too?" you know..like somehow pass it off. I danno.

Kind of like that one friend that gets up to refill his drink, and then all the other friends pass off their empty drinks to him to be refilled.



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That would be ****ing GREAT. You are a genius. Now figure out a way to make it happen, patent that invention, and come see me.
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#29
At uni I have an en-suite bathroom, therefore I have no excuse not to use the toilet.
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#30
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#31
This may sound crazy, but hear me out. I get up, walk to the bathroom, have a piss, wash my hands, and return.
Call me Matthew.
#34
I like to pee hard
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#36
I go to the bathroom? I usually only pee like once or twice a day when I wake up and go to bed.
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#37
mmmmmm flushing meadows........



And I would just get up, seriously that is just too lazy.

When the cat falls down the stairs, you stay seated

When your sister walks in on you masturbting, you stay seated

When you need a piss badly, you get up and go man.....shit can do damage by keeping it in
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#39
I have a handy garden bed just outside within easy distance
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