#1
One friend told me "cabron" can be used amongst friends, like "Ola cabron!" like English speakers might say "What's up fagface" or something similar. (not in a hostile way just joking around)

So how do I say "I'm not gay" in a joking way in spanish? And yes this is a pick up line I'm gonna be using on a ridiculously hot El Salvadorian girl at a party I'll be at in a couple weeks

Oh and, how do I pronounce the plural form of "guapa"? I know it's spelled guapas but is the s silent or not?
Last edited by WNxScythe at Sep 27, 2010,
#2
No soy homo.

EDIT: the s is not silent.

You can also say, Me no gustan los penes.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 27, 2010,
#3
So..You're going to try to seduce a girl by telling her you're not gay...? Wow.
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#4
pene pequeño
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#5
Usted va a ser violada y asesinada
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

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#7
Quote by Antis0cial
Usted va a ser violada y asesinada

Wow it just gets worse and worse roflmao
#9
Tell the girl "Soy maricon y me gusta cuando me meten la verga dentro mis nalgas"

She will be head over heels for you ma man.
Last edited by metaldud536 at Sep 27, 2010,
#14
Quote by metaldud536
Tell the girl "Soy maricon y me gusta cuando me meten la verga dentro mis nalgas"

She will be head over heels for you ma man.

oh god, I didn't think my spanish would be good enough to understand that, but it clicked after a couple of seconds
#15
Podría hablar con una voz masculent mientras pasa la mano en mi ano?

Or this one, seriously it always gets the ladies going
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#16
Quote by Maglun
So..You're going to try to seduce a girl by telling her you're not gay...? Wow.

ya, because being a retard is incredibly effective.

One of my friend's friends used to go around in clubs telling girls he wanted to be part of their next abortion, no joke, and would pull it off about half the time. (half the time he'd get slapped, half the time the girl would be all over him after the initial shock lol)

Not that I condone that, a bit too over the top to say the least
#22
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This probably isn't as good of an idea as you think it is to pick up the ladies.
But if you succeed, congrats. You're officially getting more than the rest of the pit.

Oh believe me, being a carefree wisecracking tard is a guaranteed win
#23
Google Translate, guide me through this thread.
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#24
BTW, I don't know who told told you that "cabron" means fag face...it doesn't. That's Mexican slang for "asshole", "f*cker", or"bastard"

If you're gonna call someone a fag in Spanish:
Maricon
Mariconson
Homo

Other funny words to call your friends:
Pendejo
Chingon
Güey
Puto
Last edited by metaldud536 at Sep 27, 2010,
#25
Quote by metaldud536
BTW, I don't know who told told you that "cabron" means fag face...it doesn't. That's Mexican slang for "asshole", "f*cker", or"bastard"

If you're gonna call someone a fag in Spanish:
Maricon
Mariconson
Homo

Other funny words to call your friends:
Pendejo
Chingon
Güey
Puto

Great info man thanks! So could I say "No Soy Maricon"? What's the dif between maricon and mariconson?
Last edited by WNxScythe at Sep 27, 2010,
#26
Quote by WNxScythe
Great info man thanks! So could I say "No Soy Maricon"? What's the dif between maricon and mariconson?

Mariconson I think is Cuban for SUPER gay but really it's just putting emphasis on gay. Just remember that gays around you will find it offensive if you say these things.
Last edited by metaldud536 at Sep 27, 2010,
#28
Quote by Antis0cial
Usted va a ser violada y asesinada

TS, don't listen to what other people are saying, they want to embarass you.
This is the true answer.
#29
Quote by The_Casinator
TS, don't listen to what other people are saying, they want to embarass you.
This is the true answer.

Ya I can tell what that quoted sentence means without even google translate
#30
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kiero to kaka

What does this mean?
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#31
Quote by metaldud536
BTW, I don't know who told told you that "cabron" means fag face...it doesn't. That's Mexican slang for "asshole", "f*cker", or"bastard"

If you're gonna call someone a fag in Spanish:
Maricon
Mariconson
Homo

Other funny words to call your friends:
Pendejo
Chingon
Güey
Puto

I'm going to add to this list some portuguese insults.
....it's close enough to spanish anyway.
Viado
Bicha
Arrombado
Otario
Puto
Cuzão
#32
Quote by The_Casinator
TS, don't listen to what other people are saying, they want to embarass you.
This is the true answer.


Totally agree here. Go with this.... i speak Spanish. So i know what im talking about
#34
"J'aime la bite"

I'm sure she's gonna love your French skills.
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#35
Well I speak french fluently already but thanks

Lived near Marseilles for 6 years and in Lyon for 1.
Last edited by WNxScythe at Sep 27, 2010,
#40
Quote by metaldud536
Tell the girl "Soy maricon y me gusta cuando me meten la verga dentro mis nalgas"

She will be head over heels for you ma man.

this.
Go Veg.