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#2
In this post I use my high school level knowledge of biology, chemistry, and physics to try to disprove what the scientists in the article are claiming.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#3
This is a comment in a thread about an article in a newspaper about science.

This is a witty pun which isn't actually related to the content of the article, but I want to show how clever I am anyway.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#4
This is not an insightful post highlighting the importance of several points in the article and errors as well.
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#5
this thread is about pencils

Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#6
Here I shall complain, saying that they need to spend more money on finding cures for cancer and AIDS than whatever it is they're doing, in spite of how useful their work is.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#7
Sweet pencils, bro, but it's all about crayons.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#9
This is where I moan at somebody for not understand something legal. I also moan at people who are not posting satisfactorily.
Last edited by webbtje at Sep 27, 2010,
#10
Quote by bass-man9712
this thread is about pencils



You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

Quote by Tim the Rocker
Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
#11
This post makes a tongue-in-cheek and slightly patronising remark about how the opinions of other posters are childish, and attempts to fully explain the article to at least a university level standard.

This sentence makes fun of Kjell's laughably tiny penis.
#12
This is a comment in which I will attack the opinions of someone else for the sake of inciting an epic battle of the internet.
#13
This is a post where I urge the populous to halt posting pictures of pens and crayons before they're subjected to grievous bodily harm.

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This sentence makes fun of Kjell's laughably tiny penis.

This is a clever retort.
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#14
I will say a joke and be ignored.
Check out my Tumblr
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The world seemed like a better place when I didn't know what racism, genocide, and the internet was.
#15
Quote by Gyoung1991
This is a comment in which I will attack the opinions of someone else for the sake of inciting an epic battle of the internet.
This is where I continue the debate, only I bring in personal attacks on your appearance and intelligence.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
This is a post where I demand to see more such miraculous breakthroughs, along the lines of 'flip-flops cause cancer'.


Wait, the Daily Mail actually ran that one.
#17
Quote by Kensai
This is a post where I urge the populous to halt posting pictures of pens and crayons before they're subjected to grievous bodily harm.


This is a clever retort.

This is the post where I incite Kensai's violence.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#18
This is a post where I quote someones opinion that I think is correct and /thread the thread.

/thread
#19
Quote by Shinami
This is a post where I quote someones opinion that I think is correct and /thread the thread.

/thread

In this post I tell you why you are an idiot for /threading the thread.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

#20
At this point I dispute all the findings in the article and insert my own conjecture.

The only 2 requirements for powered heavier than air flight is thrust and money.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#21
In this post I admit that I have not read the article and that I have no idea what is going on.
#22
Quote by Jackal58
At this point I dispute all the findings in the article and insert my own conjecture.

The only 2 requirements for powered heavier than air flight is thrust and money.

This is a post where I both intentionally ignore I.O.T.M.'s post in favour of dropping the crayon topic and make a sexual reference to myself and the word "thrust" in Don's post.
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#23
Quote by Jackal58
At this point I dispute all the findings in the article and insert my own conjecture.

The only 2 requirements for powered heavier than air flight is thrust and money.


I'm joking about your age.
#24
This is a post where I write about how the subject has effected my life and people shouldn't joke about it. Swiftly met, 3 replies later, by someone explaining that they are 'going through the exact same thing right now'
#25
This is a post where I use the same joke as everyone else
Musical Theatre! *jazz hands*


...what am I doing on this site...
#26
Quote by Kensai
This is a post where I both intentionally ignore I.O.T.M.'s post in favour of dropping the crayon topic and make a sexual reference to myself and the word "thrust" in Don's post.

Acknowledges Kjells desire to be thrusted.

Quote by webbtje
I'm joking about your age.

Ignores age joke.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#27
In this post I will admit that I cracked one off to several of Kensai's posts
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#28
This is a post about how much i love goddam pencils!
"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no good reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"
#29
In this post, the article is slammed for carrying one joke on for far too long.

Additionally, science journal methods were written in past-passive tense. This was a novel idea.
#31
I'm going to make another pun, italicising the punned word just to make sure that you all get it, desperately hoping to set off a chain-pun reaction.


*this thread is amazing*
#32
In this post, I offer a related video with similar content.
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#35
ITP: i will take on the new trend
"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no good reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot"
#36
This post is my last desperate attempt at getting attention after Kensai ignored my previous post.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#37
This is the post where I disregard everything said before me and restate the first reply like its original content.

EDIT: This is also the post where I make my long overdue 200th post.
With our lives based on the hope for salvation
The humanist paradigm is nothing but a charade
Condemned to inertia: a passive race
We wait and contemplate

Last edited by ApeWeevil at Sep 27, 2010,
#38
In this post I will break the combo.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#40
Quote by TheBurningFish
In this post I will break the combo.

In this post, I will make fun of you for being a Scot, but I will place a smilie at the end to show you that I am just trying to engage you in friendly banter.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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