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So,I was talking to a friend of mine about past relationships and I discovered I've dated 5 drum majors over my high school life(obviously,all from different sorrounding schools).My friend suggested I have a drum major fetish.Wtf do you call that?I know theres like a name for every phile/phobia,What do you call this one?
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But srsly... this.

Unless you knew they were drum majors before you started dating them. In which case you just like them to be able to hit stuff hard ;D
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nothing wrong with having a fetish >.>
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Dude... I want to date a drum major. I bet they could fuck in time to Tool.
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So,I was talking to a friend of mine about past relationships and I discovered I've dated 5 drum majors over my high school life(obviously,all from different sorrounding schools).My friend suggested I have a drum major fetish.Wtf do you call that?I know theres like a name for every phile/phobia,What do you call this one?

How is that obvious?
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Dude... I want to date a drum major. I bet they could fuck in time to Tool.


if she can give bj's in different timeschedules I'm sold.
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The only logical step would be to try out a flute player. I know it's a cliche but it's worth a try.
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Dude... I want to date a drum major. I bet they could fuck in time to Tool.


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You just love the way they could use those long, hard sticks, don't you?
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High schoolers have majors?

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How is that obvious?

Schools generally don't have more than 2 drum majors in a four year span.So,logically,I would've needed to get majors from different schools. I was really more wondering what the word would be.Wether or not I actually am one is irrelevant.

Haha and for the record,a drum major has nothing to do with an actual drum or percussion.They conduct and keep time for the band.
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Schools generally don't have more than 2 drum majors in a four year span.So,logically,I would've needed to get majors from different schools. I was really more wondering what the word would be.Wether or not I actually am one is irrelevant.

Haha and for the record,a drum major has nothing to do with an actual drum or percussion.They conduct and keep time for the band.

My high school had 2 drum majors a year each of the 4 years I was there, so that would be 8 different ones.

And I'm pretty sure you're just a band nerd.
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My high school had 2 drum majors a year each of the 4 years I was there, so that would be 8 different ones.

And I'm pretty sure you're just a band nerd.


Lol never been in band.Refuse to read music or have the desire to play down to the level of a marching band.
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