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Ok just curious if any of you have had anything happen lately that just made you take a step back and be like wtf?? Thought it could be an interesting thread cause I know some of you have to have some funny shit happen. Mine kinda sucks, but here it is anyways.

Ashley

Ur hott
7:10pmMe

ummmmmmmmmm

who are you??

and thanks?
7:10pmAshley

A friend of zacs n if u dnt wanna tlk to me I'll let u go
7:11pmMe

naw it's kewl..
7:11pmAshley

Ok dats good. Do u got a gf
7:11pmMe

no
7:12pmAshley

Y nt
7:12pmMe

just went thru a break up cause of her parents so yea...
7:13pmAshley

O I'm srry. I just got out of a marriage
7:13pmMe

that sucks
7:14pmAshley

Yeah he cheated bt it dnt matter so wat u do for fun
7:14pmMe

depends on the day.. just hang wit people and ride my motorcycle and play guitar
7:15pmAshley

Dats cool I draw n ride horses n four wheelers
7:16pmMe

sounds fun
7:16pmAshley

Yeah sumtimes. Do u play any sports
7:16pmMe

not any more
7:17pmAshley

O I wrestle n play softball volleyball n basketball
7:18pmMe

sweet
7:20pmMe

how old are you
7:21pmAshley

I gtg here my number 80155417**
7:21pmMe

k

what i supposed to do with it?
7:22pmAshley is offline.
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Cool conversation, bro.
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this thread to me was like lol wtf
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You both sound like you're 12.
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^Ashley

Ha yea more or less.
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Dats cool I draw n ride horses n four wheelers
7:16pm



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^Ashley
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#13
My conversation would go like this:

Ashley

Ur hott


Me

Pics now
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as soon as one of you said 'kewl' all credibility went out the window.
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My conversation would go like this:

Ashley

Ur hott


Me

Pics now

It was on facebook. A couple of my friends know her and she requested me and I thought she was another girl named Ashley that goes to my school. She said that and I looked at her pics and said **** this. That'd be why I didn't engage in a real conversation. She said she just got outta a marriage but her profile says she was born in 95.. WTF?
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#16
When she gave you her number, why did you say "what am i supposed to do with it"?

Obvious much...
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#18
Here's the thing, TS. You're probably a pedo now. She's like 14, and you're clearly much older. Find a chick who ain't still in middle school.

inb4 old to bleed, old enough to breed
inb4 give her the penis
inb4 sex her
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When she gave you her number, why did you say "what am i supposed to do with it"?

Obvious much...

Because she is UGLY much...
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Here's the thing, TS. You're probably a pedo now. She's like 14, and you're clearly much older. Find a chick who ain't still in middle school.

inb4 old to bleed, old enough to breed
inb4 give her the penis
inb4 sex her

Nope sorry give her the penis already happened bro
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#21
Ex called and wants a friends with benefits relationship, girls in college getting pissed off at me cause I apparently come off as a player...Girl id like to be with is being crazy and indecisive.

Oh and me getting so much female attention since coming to college..when i noticed it i was like...WTF!?
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Nope sorry give her the penis already happened bro



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Ex called and wants a friends with benefits relationship, girls in college getting pissed off at me cause I apparently come off as a player...Girl id like to be with is being crazy and indecisive.

Oh and me getting so much female attention since coming to college..when i noticed it i was like...WTF!?

Yea I can feel you on the indecisive girl thing. I'm dealing with that right now too.

Also http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000281828804&v=photos&ref=ts#!/profile.php?id=1586600612
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Yea I can feel you on the indecisive girl thing. I'm dealing with that right now too.

Also http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000281828804&v=photos&ref=ts#!/profile.php?id=1586600612

If you really want some good stuff, go post her facebook over on 4chan, and see what happenes
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Yea I can feel you on the indecisive girl thing. I'm dealing with that right now too.

Also http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000281828804&v=photos&ref=ts#!/profile.php?id=1586600612



Hawt...


i mean oh god no what is that shit. >_>


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^ what the hell is that thing?
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#31
Idk.. According to my friend she is some 17 year old chick that he knows who will **** anything with a dick. And it is best to stay away from her.. Based on these pics, I concur.
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#34
Ha true. I seriously posted this thread to get other stories from people and just used this as mine so maybe it would go somewhere. Thread=fail
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Ha true. I seriously posted this thread to get other stories from people and just used this as mine so maybe it would go somewhere. Thread=fail


Naw.


There was this kinda creepy chick where I used to work. I mean, she was incredibly nice to me, but she'd just be all up in my space the entire time we worked together. We exchanged phone #'s in case either one of us needed to cover for the other, and I GOT TEXT MESSAGES ON TEXT MESSAGES Y'ALL. Stuff like 'I c u driving up to Friendly's', and 'There's a flickering light outside the walk-up window. I'm not working today, do u wish I was?'

And I kinda liked her when she started at Friendly's, but she was just creepin' on me all the time. I rebuked her when she first asked me out, but then she facebooked me and I had a change of heart (And, to this very day, I wonder WHAT THE **** HAPPENED??)

Then, about a month later, she breaks up with me over a text message and didn't want to ever see me again.


TS, There is some weird shit that goes down in this world. Weird shit...
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Naw.


There was this kinda creepy chick where I used to work. I mean, she was incredibly nice to me, but she'd just be all up in my space the entire time we worked together. We exchanged phone #'s in case either one of us needed to cover for the other, and I GOT TEXT MESSAGES ON TEXT MESSAGES Y'ALL. Stuff like 'I c u driving up to Friendly's', and 'There's a flickering light outside the walk-up window. I'm not working today, do u wish I was?'

And I kinda liked her when she started at Friendly's, but she was just creepin' on me all the time. I rebuked her when she first asked me out, but then she facebooked me and I had a change of heart (And, to this very day, I wonder WHAT THE **** HAPPENED??)

Then, about a month later, she breaks up with me over a text message and didn't want to ever see me again.


TS, There is some weird shit that goes down in this world. Weird shit...


Wow... Wtf?? Sounds like my ex.. Did she give you a reason why she was breaking up with you?
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#39
Ok just curious if any of you have had anything happen lately that just made you take a step back and be like wtf?? Thought it could be an interesting thread cause I know some of you have to have some funny shit happen. Mine kinda sucks, but here it is anyways.

Ashley

Ur hott
7:10pmMe

ummmmmmmmmm

who are you??

and thanks?
7:10pmAshley

A friend of zacs n if u dnt wanna tlk to me I'll let u go
7:11pmMe

naw it's kewl..
7:11pmAshley

Ok dats good. Do u got a [I]gf
7:11pmMe

no
7:12pmAshley

Y nt
7:12pmMe

just went thru a break up cause of her parents so yea...
7:13pmAshley

O I'm srry. I just got out of a marriage
7:13pmMe

that sucks
7:14pmAshley

Yeah he cheated bt it dnt matter so wat u do for fun
7:14pmMe

depends on the day.. just hang wit people and ride my motorcycle and play guitar
7:15pmAshley

Dats cool I draw n ride horses n four wheelers
7:16pmMe

sounds fun
7:16pmAshley

Yeah sumtimes. Do u play any sports
7:16pmMe

not any more
7:17pmAshley

O I wrestle n play softball volleyball n basketball
7:18pmMe

sweet
7:20pmMe

how old are you
7:21pmAshley

I gtg here my number 8015541798
7:21pmMe

k

what i supposed to do with it?
7:22pmAshley is offline.

What.

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