#1
Hey guys,

So every night when my mum goes to bed, my dog always makes a beedline for my bedroom and comes and sleeps in here, however, when I want to go to sleep, he will not budge at all. Like, I will get a dog treat, put it outside my door and he will not move.

To make things worse, if I shut my door before mum goes to bed to not let him in, he will start head-butting my door and start trying to scratch it open.

I love my dog, but it's so frustrating sometimes.

Anyone ever experienced something like this?
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#3
He obviously has a fetish for pillows and is waiting for you to leave to have sex with em.
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Hey guys,

So every night when my mum goes to bed, my cat always makes a beedline for my bedroom and comes and sleeps in here, however, when I want to go to sleep, he will not budge at all. Like, I will get a kitty treat, put it outside my door and he will not move.

To make things worse, if I shut my door before mum goes to bed to not let him in, he will start head-butting my door and start trying to scratch it open.

I love my cat, but it's so frustrating sometimes.

Anyone ever experienced something like this?

Seriously, does this sound strange at all??
#8
he loves you.

my male cat does the same shit, whenever I go to sleep or wake up. what he does is circle me, purring like a maniac, for half an hour. the other day I woke up with him licking my eye.
#9
^^ I had that situation. I gave up in the end, my parents cats now sleep in my room more often than I do.

they do make room for me when I'm home though, and they only nibble my feet when they're starting to get hungry in the morning .
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#11
I wouldn't care if it was a small dog, problem being he's a 40kg labrador and doesn't let me sleep. :\ I know he loves me but I gotta sleep too lol
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What the **** is a beedline?



typo meaning bedline, a (insert)line : direct path towards a specific location

in this case a direct path to his bed.
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I wouldn't care if it was a small dog, problem being he's a 40kg labrador and doesn't let me sleep. :\ I know he loves me but I gotta sleep too lol


won't he eventualy go to sleep as well?
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#14
lol my dog sleeps next to me on my pillow, she is a 25kg spinger spanel so soft and cuddley, but when she dreams which is every night, she kicks me in the face. but i dont mind cuz she softer than anything in the world.
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#16
You're worried about a cat scratching a door? Doesn't seem like it could do much damage. Now, a dog could for instance, but not a cat.
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Your dog is teh br00thulz TS.
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lolucalled?
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#22
ive had this happen with a hundred pound american bulldog....but he was lazy as hell so all he did was sleep. i guess it sucks to be you.
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#23
My dog doesn't sleep in my room but he does something similar. Everyday in the morning at around 7:30 in the morning the little bastard come up to my door and starts scratching it then eventually a little bit a whining. It's such a pain in the ass waking up 3 or 4 hours before class.

But I still love my dog.
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#24
Oh, no. your dog loves you. what a terrible fate
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typo meaning bedline, a (insert)line : direct path towards a specific location

in this case a direct path to his bed.

Lol.
The word is "beeline".

And this is pretty normal. Dog has "learnt" that it's his bed as well. Force him to stay off the bed. Pick him up and put him off again and again if you have to. If you honestly can't live with a dog on your bed, then you're gonna have to train him to not do it. They're not like humans, you can't just tell them something once and expect them to follow it. They live on routine and expectations.
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Really? I always thought it was beeline.
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#28
Haha, I thought the thread title said "My dog is a psychedelic." And then I was like "dude, let's lick your DOG."

But seriously, your dog just wants to chill in your room.
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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Really? I always thought it was beeline.

2 words, 2 near definitions! he could have made a typo for either damn you!


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#30
It has to do with territory too, your dog does not respect that your bed is YOUR territory and is simply trying to maneuver into the "master" or "alpha" position. Do not let this happen because it can be a slippery slope to a bad dog. Dogs are happier to know their role within their social group and have it be consistant, it's for the dog's own happiness so you don't have to feel like a dick.
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It has to do with territory too, your dog does not respect that your bed is YOUR territory and is simply trying to maneuver into the "master" or "alpha" position. Do not let this happen because it can be a slippery slope to a bad dog. Dogs are happier to know their role within their social group and have it be consistant, it's for the dog's own happiness so you don't have to feel like a dick.


This. The only way to make it your territory is to piss on it.
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haha this. my cat was horrible for that when my room was on the 1st floor
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wat.


Dude, Cesar fuckin Milan
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This. The only way to make it your territory is to piss on it.

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#37
I have a large dog capable of opening doors. He walks in to my room at night, looks at me, then walks right back out.

It's annoying as hell.

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