#2
The animal was missing its tail, raising fears it might already have been eaten.

When I first read that I thought it meant a cat got it and threw it up into the bread mix or something.

Oh, and inb4 "where's the link?"
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#3
"The animal was missing its tail, raising fears it might already have been eaten."

I'm gonna go with pretty disgusting.
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#5
I dunno about any of you but that made me hungry
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#6
It happens.

Consider the millions of loaves produced, the fact that the factories are full of nutritious food. They are also warm, enclosed spaces free from predators.

If I found something like that I would simply toss it in the trash can.
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#7
I was expecting a full sized mouse buried in the middle of an uncut loaf. THAT would have been funny. I think I'd just violently throw up if that was me
#8
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I dunno about any of you but that made me hungry

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#10
I read on the news about this and he said something like he didn't feel hungry afterwards for the sandwiches he had just made but WATCHED HIS KIDS EAT THE SANDWICHES HE MADE WITH THE BREAD!!!

What the hell!
#14
one year there was a hoax that someone found a finger in their wendys chili... turns out it was all a hoax by the woman to sue wendys or something?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/03/24/woman-finds-human-finger-in-wendys-chili.htm
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one year there was a hoax that someone found a finger in their wendys chili... turns out it was all a hoax by the woman to sue wendys or something?

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/03/24/woman-finds-human-finger-in-wendys-chili.htm

no dude that actually happened
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#17
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no dude that actually happened



yeah it happened, like she found the finger in her chili, but it turns out it was a friend of hers finger that had been amputated or something and she put it in the chili so she could sue wendys.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Woman_arrested_in_Wendy%27s_chili_finger_case_and_larcenous_mobile_home_sale
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#18
What, all of a sudden it's ok to find a prize in your cereal but not in your bread? I, for one would have been ecstatic
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#22
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What is this shit? Can't we have a link to the article?

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#25
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Ew.. the picture is disgusting. Totally been put of bread now.

I'm sure the mouse will feel the same way.
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#27
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The poor mouse!

Marie Antoinette will agree it should have had some cake. Would have saved it a whole heap of bother.

Still, it got a pretty impressive obituary
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#29
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yeah it happened, like she found the finger in her chili, but it turns out it was a friend of hers finger that had been amputated or something and she put it in the chili so she could sue wendys.

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Woman_arrested_in_Wendy%27s_chili_finger_case_and_larcenous_mobile_home_sale

ohhh i thought you meant that the story was fake, i'm not sure about where the finger came from but i know there was one in the chili
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#30
Its Ratatouille!
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#32
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What is this shit? Can't we have a link to the article?

My bad! Thought it t'would be obvious
#33
Someone found a dead mouse in the bread?



What's the big deal? I'd be ecstatic.

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