#1
So you and your brothers have nothing to worry about"

My grandpa.


Tough love. Gotta love it right?

Anyone else have an interesting sayings to contribute. He used to tell me that because well, I always locked doors around the house, no matter what. And boy did he hate that.
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#2
Your grandpa sounds awesome.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#4
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Your grandpa sounds awesome.

this.

my grandpa would have said that to me too
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#6
"The only thing my life gave me for free was that stupid flyer I lost on the way back from the shopping mall."
#8
"You're acting like an ass, big surprise"

Mom


Oh, my mother has the weirdest insults, like this gem:

"We should shave his ass and make him walk backwards!"
#9
My mum does the typical Billy Connoly bit style threats.

"Daniel, do the dishes!"
"Hang on, I'm doing something on the computer..."
"I'll computer you!"
"...eh?"
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#10
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"We should shave his ass and make him walk backwards!"


Oh man I'm in tears, literal tears that's a gem if there ever was one.
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#11
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"The only thing my life gave me for free was that stupid flyer I lost on the way back from the shopping mall."

That would be an awesome line in a song.
#12
One time my Grampa and Gran was looking after me an my sisters and I had a VHS of the Jungle Book and I said to my Grampa "Can I watch this?" and he said
"What is it?" so I said
"The Jungle Book" then he said
"How can you watch it if it's a tape" and he didn't let me watch it.

#13
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One time my Grampa and Gran was looking after me an my sisters and I had a VHS of the Jungle Book and I said to my Grampa "Can I watch this?" and he said
"What is it?" so I said
"The Jungle Book" then he said
"How can you watch it if it's a tape" and he didn't let me watch it.



He earned this:



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That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



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#14
My mom (an excellent singer) used to walk by my bedroom while I was practicing songs and say something helpful like, "Don't worry dear, I used to sound like that too."
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."